OK, I think there are 5 or 6 of us up right now

Drinking more than someone else is usually doable. It gets interesting when considering who can take the longest leak (time wise).

Oh wait, I can't talk about that!

 

I bet i can burp louder than anyone you've ever met..

like 300 heavy horse. shake the very ground

 

i'm already hungover

 

LOL page 69

 

Ah wtf it went to page 70 on that post

 

It's so sad that this thing is such a waste of space.

Hey, that's kind of a synopsis of most of my posts.

 

Page 70, holla!

 

Why is it that it's easier to absorb info from the internets instead of stuff that I need for class?

Maybe its that damned critter that's rustling around outside my window. I hope its not one of the undead. My domicile ain't zombie proof, and I only got an old wooden softball bat as my only weapon.

 

i didn't know they made wooden softball bats

 

They used too.

The one I have was given to me by my 87 year old godmother. The stuff on there reads "Hillerich & Bradsby Co., Louisville KY" and its got a "Red Arrow" logo on it.

 

Kill the Queen!

 

Hey man, this is serious business. When Z-Day comes (and its coming I tell you) the only instruments I have now won't be enough. An old softball bat and a beat up GMC truck can only take you so far.

 

I'm actually still up tonight. Y'all are talking about wooden bats?

 

A cricket bat would be sweet, but a good ol' American bat with tape grip is enough to get me from where I'm at to the nearest gun store once the zombies decide to show up.

 

make sure the bat is corked.

 

Yeah, a corked bat will give me a faster swing, but it won't be as strong. These are zombies I'll be dealing with.

 

you might launch them farther, though.

 

I think an aluminum bat would be better to kill zombies.

You just have to put up with the annoying "ping" sound

 

Both Mac and Voodoo bring up good points. If you use a college bat, you will get more distance. Throw on some clear, and watch out!

 

Agreed, those are good points. The problem for me is that I don't have an aluminum bat.

 

Go to Belmont. Tell them that it's for the zombies. They'll give you one.

 

Page 71, holla!

 

You're on the ball.

I'm beginning to lose track of time over here.

 

It's 4:31 a.m. on my computer ... and OU still sucks.

 

I donT get what this thread is all about.

 

So I'm drinking some vodka and cherry coke. It's delicious...