On The Field

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by El Sapo, May 3, 2018.

  1. El Sapo

    El Sapo Bevo's BFF

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  2. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

  3. El Sapo

    El Sapo Bevo's BFF

    If there's any defense for the guy, at least he left it all on the field?
     
  4. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    Just fertilizin dat turf.
     
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  5. mchammer

    mchammer 2,500+ Posts

    What, you guys don’t want to do your business pretending thousands are cheering for you? Weirdos.
     
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  6. AC

    AC 100+ Posts

    Its funny to read all the posts first and then go back and read the link showing what this guy actually did. Left a lot to my imagination. I figured it was somebody doing something nasty on Pyle Field. Ha!
     
  7. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    Natural to be suspicious that the story was about lowly aggy.
     
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  8. Hideo Gump Jr.

    Hideo Gump Jr. 25+ Posts

    I’ve been to games where my team laid an egg on the field but never this.
     
  9. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    Not a good day. Imagine coming home to your wife after getting let go for this.

    "How was your day honey?"
    Not so good.
    "what happened?"
    Well, I got fired because I pooped on the field.
    "Accidents happen honey don't beat yourself up. You'll find another job."
    It was on purpose.
    "oh-"
    Also I am now a registered sex offender and cannot go within 100yds of a school.
    "..."
    Also, I'm famous on the internet for this.
    "..."
     
  10. ProdigalHorn

    ProdigalHorn 10,000+ Posts

    So either this guy has an unhealthy hatred for football and/or athletics, or he has a real control problem and needs to take care of business BEFORE heading out to that morning run.
     
  11. beer_dog

    beer_dog 100+ Posts

    And of course, if he didn't do such a crappy job he would still have his job!
     
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  12. rick mueller

    rick mueller 500+ Posts

    I guess this post truly does belong in the "On the Field" section.
     
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  13. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 2,500+ Posts

    I can't believe you people. The demand for Urea in Southeast Asia, India, and China has driven prices spiraling upward. The man was just doing his part to keep the school's maintenance expenses down.

    :beertoast:
     
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  14. mb227

    mb227 1,000+ Posts

    I've oft heard of people sh*tting the bed, but this certainly is a new one...
     
  15. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    That school district is going down the toilet.

    I felt flushed after reading the story. And then my disgust grew excrementally.
     
  16. yelladawgdem

    yelladawgdem 1,000+ Posts

    A buddy and I pissed on the OU that was on that horrible concrete Astro-Turf in Norman in the early 1980's at about 3:00AM once. Same night made the scientific discovery that you should hesitate any urge to start drinking Long Island Iced Tea and follow up with Blue Hawaiian's. You won't eat chinese food again for decades. Just sayin...

    :cowrose:
     
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  17. rick mueller

    rick mueller 500+ Posts

    I'll take your word on that. :puke::puke::puke:
     

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