Phrases that were funny as a kid

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by Dionysus, Jan 23, 2013.

  1. Dionysus

    Dionysus Idoit Admin

    You think you’re hot snot on a silver platter, but you’re just cold boogers in a Dixie cup.
  2. darius

    darius 500+ Posts

    Your mama.

    That's what you are. But, what am I?

    Say it. Don't spray it.

    He who smelt it, dealt it.
  3. georgecostanza

    georgecostanza NBHorn7’s Protégé

    Pull my finger.
    Fuchi capesta.
    Silent but deadly.
    Pinch a loaf.
    Drop a stool.
    Did somebody step on a duck?
    Smoot move, ex-lax.

    Phrases that I still find funny:
    Lay some cable.
    Drop the kids off at the pool.
    Take the Browns to the Super Bowl.

    You can see what kind of family I was raised in.
  4. Dionysus

    Dionysus Idoit Admin

  5. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

  6. Vol Horn 4 Life

    Vol Horn 4 Life 5,000+ Posts

    He's a fox.

    I understand that it was the male version of foxy lady and it's not really funny in the humorous sense, but I never got it. There's nothing sexy about a fox. I'm just sayin'.
  7. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    Speak for yourself, Vol Horn.

    When I was little, my favorite book was Disney's Robin Hood, and I also saw the movie in the theater. The title character was a fox. And he was darn sexy. In fact, when I was 3, I wanted to marry him.
  8. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Catholic like Sarkisian

    You uh lying inky dinky, and your drawers are stinky.
    Stole this from the Bruthas [​IMG]

    "drawers" that correct for underwear?
  9. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    Inky binky bonky
    Daddy had a donkey
    Donkey died, daddy cried
    Inky binky bonky

    No idea where it came from, it was some way of choosing a random person similar to eeny meeny miny moe.
  10. Crockett

    Crockett 5,000+ Posts

    Insults traded among high schoolers not gettin any back in the days when it was hard for high schoolers to get any.

    Hadn't had no 'ussy since a 'ussy had you.
    Pwhipped, but but not getting no P

    A farm kid, I liked expressions from my elders.
    "dry as a popcorn fart"
    He wouldn't give a dime to see an earthquake."
    About a much use a tits on a boar hog
    Slap your eyeballs right out the back o your head
    wouldn't hit a lick at a snake
  11. Basil Your Face

    Basil Your Face 100+ Posts

    If you scream, I'll stab you more.
  12. Dionysus

    Dionysus Idoit Admin

    Beans, beans, the musical fruit
    The more you eat the more you toot
    The more you toot the better you feel
    So let's have beans at every meal.
  13. l00p

    l00p 10,000+ Posts

    If you knew half as much as you think you do you'd know twice as much as you really do.
  14. l00p

    l00p 10,000+ Posts

    smooth move, ex-lax. what do you do for an encore, gargle peanut butter?
  15. UTEng

    UTEng 100+ Posts

    Gotta reference some Bill Cosby...

    I brought you in this world, I'll take you out
    Dad is great...give us the chocolate cake
  16. OldHippie

    OldHippie 2,500+ Posts

    Now I lay me down to sleep
    with a bag of peanuts at my feet.
    If I die before I wake
    you'll know I died of a tummy ache.

    Then there were the songs that had only one or two lines of words and sung to simple tunes but repeated endlessly and were sung only to annoy. I can remember three, "My name is Yon Yonson, I come from Wisconsin", "George Washington Bridge" and "Lloyd George knew my father". These were different from "99 bottles of beer on the wall" which actually had a theoretical end point.
  17. Dionysus

    Dionysus Idoit Admin

  18. l00p

    l00p 10,000+ Posts

    I'm rubber and you're glue. Everything you say bounces off me and sticks on you!

    Diony, we had a variation of yours above.

    Beans, beans they help your heart.
    The more you eat the more you fart.
    The more you fart the better you feel
    so eat your beans at every meal.
  19. l00p

    l00p 10,000+ Posts

    I don't remember where I picked this up from, who said it or why but I do know I was grounded for two weeks, got a good spanking and had to do an unfair amount of chores. There was no tv or Mattel Football or Battlestar Galactica game either, nothing. I was not even allowed to read since my parents knew I enjoyed it.

    I was overheard saying this to another kid in the neighborhood during a kickball game in the street, aka, our playground.

    "You're a mother ******* titty sucking two-balled *****. Your father went to hell, your mother went to jail and your sisters on the corner yelling "***** for sale"

    I did not even know what it meant for her to be yelling that on a corner. Why not from a roof top or a hill? I had no idea but it sure got me in deserved trouble. I was 9.
  20. Crockett

    Crockett 5,000+ Posts

    I had similar problems at about the same age for singing a ditty I picked up at school:
    She's the best in the west with the mountains on her chest
    and the balls between her legs.
  21. Dionysus

    Dionysus Idoit Admin

    Some of you guys were filthy. I was mostly riffing on farts and boogers.
  22. l00p

    l00p 10,000+ Posts

  23. Basil Your Face

    Basil Your Face 100+ Posts

    "He called the **** poop."
  24. MrPhlegm

    MrPhlegm 250+ Posts

    "Put the eggs on top"
  25. GreenDragonSix

    GreenDragonSix 100+ Posts

    I remember:



  26. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    If it got Tits or a Transmission... sooner or later friend, it's gonna give you trouble.

    It ain't fair! She has 50% of the money and 100% of the p.....

    Just sayin'
  27. BrntOrngBld

    BrntOrngBld 25+ Posts

    $%#& for brains (stepdad’s favorite)

    Your *** is grass and I’m the mower

    He’s so old, he farts dust

  28. TxStHorn

    TxStHorn 1,000+ Posts

  29. VYFan

    VYFan 2,500+ Posts

    "That's so funny I forgot to laugh."

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