Please help me answer this question.

My wife asked me:

"How much do you love me?"

What should I say?

 

Drop pants and say "This much!"

 

i love you as much as you love me, of course.

 

Almost as much as I love football, beer, and bbq.

 

When my wife asks me that, I immediately wonder what she did/bought/wants.

 

I love you more than watching Sex In The City.

 

How about, mawrige and twue wuw will last forewer?

 

I don't know, but I bet "hold on while I look something up on HornFans" didn't go over well.

Respond with a question like - how can I measure something that is infinite, *****?

 

Wow... that is a "red flag" question!?

 

Cut off your ear and give it to her

 

8.

 

"I love you so much that I keep my mouth closed when I check out other women."

 

"A little bit less than I did before you asked that dumbass question."

 

"As much as humanly possible" ??

 

It's always good to have the answers to a few questions like this prepared in advance and tucked away in your memory.

 

More than yesterday, not as much as tomorrow.

 

I did not tell her that I needed to get a few answers from Hornfans posters before I answered.

She did not like my initial response, which was "that's really none of your business."

 

The true life response is: what do you want or what outrageously expensive thing did you buy?

 

What are you doing out of the kitchen?

*second time I've gotten to use that one today.

 

horngrad03:

If it weren't for the coffee maker, my wife wouldn't even know we had a kitchen.

 

"as much as you suck my dick" is a proper reply. Of course you will promptly be divorced, but I really don't care.

 

I love you more than a hog loves slop, more than a dung beetle loves ****, more than a maggot loves rotten meat.

 

Point out that your love is inversely proportional to the size of her ***. Unless you like giant asses, then it's directly proportional.