Popped collar phenomenon

I'll admit the douchebaggery is much higher on the south shore than north, otherwise there's no comparison. Give me the south shore in the summer anyday of the week, from LB to Fire Island. The women are easy and the parties are non stop

 

"Steroids? I eat that _*&amp( for breakfast lunch and dinna"

 

i promise you that the epicenter of douchedom is in southern Jersey, just across the Delaware from Philadelphia.

 

I do it because it exponentially increases my chances of banging Molly Ringwald...