Post a picture that makes you lol

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  1. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    Yes....exactly.


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  2. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Look for "clear air turbulence"
     
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  3. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

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  4. mb227

    mb227 5,000+ Posts

    I chuckled...
     
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  5. utahorn

    utahorn 100+ Posts

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  6. BevoJoe

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  8. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    BevoJoe
    I really like the ones you have to think for 1 or 2 secs and then REALLY laugh.:coolnana:
     
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  9. Seattle Husker

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  12. Seattle Husker

    Seattle Husker 10,000+ Posts

    For those of us that live in the Northern Latitudes. I used to hate leaving work at ~5pm in the pitch black darkness of night. Now I simply log off from my home office.

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  13. Seattle Husker

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  14. LousianaHorn

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  15. LousianaHorn

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    I always travel by bus 'cause im afraid of Flying!
     
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  17. Seattle Husker

    Seattle Husker 10,000+ Posts

    One of life's pleasures are the witty twitter banter from a few corporate accounts. Steakum is GREAT. Wendy's also is awesome.
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  18. BevoJoe

    BevoJoe 10,000+ Posts

    After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local store manager:
    Dear Mrs. Harris:
    Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.
    We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store.
    Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:
    1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
    2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
    3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
    4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3.
    5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
    6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
    7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
    8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.
    9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
    10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
    11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme.
    12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels.
    13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
    14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed;
    'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
    15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?
    And last, but not least:
    16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.
     
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  19. utahorn

    utahorn 100+ Posts

    Now I understand why I am not allowed back at the local mall. All in perspective.
     
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  20. BevoJoe

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  21. LousianaHorn

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    words from one of the greatest philosophers in our time......

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  22. HornHuskerDad

    HornHuskerDad 5,000+ Posts

    Totally agree, LH - Yogi's words have endured for a long time and still hold a lot of simple truth (and smiles). Here are a few of my favorites from Yogi:

    “It’s deja vu all over again.”
    “You can observe a lot by watching.”
    “If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”
    “Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.”
    “I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.”
    And my all-time favorite from Yogi -
    “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
     
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  23. LousianaHorn

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    "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
    The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
    "Yes, Father, it is."
    "And who was the girl you were with?"
    "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
    "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
    "I cannot say."
    "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
    "I'll never tell."
    "Was it Nina Capelli?"
    "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
    "Was it Cathy Piriano?"
    "My lips are sealed."
    "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
    "Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
    The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
    Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
    "Four months vacation and five good leads..
     
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  24. Statalyzer

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    Driver 8 Maybe

     
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