Discussion in 'Cactus Cafe' started by Longhorn_Fan68, Mar 25, 2008.
Don’t you just wonder about some of our fellow humans once in a while?
How would you like to be one of those who has to go to the Idiot Counter to book a flight to Australia?
Austrian Airport Idiot Counter employee: “Hi, how may I help you?”
Idiot traveler: “Hello, yes ... well, it seems I was terribly misinformed about our destination today. I mean, I certainly know the difference between Austria and Australia, ha ha! Who doesn’t! Yes, this is very uncomfortable. Can we keep this quiet? Thank you. Ha ha!”
Best toilets without stalls anyway.
Now that is timely
EDT for the win.
They look like Dbacks.
Ooh! Ooh! I know!!! I know!!!
....and it wasn't that close!!@&$@×&#
From the LHC post - "Then he grabbed me by the neck."
Coming this spring to NBC, UTA Lawyer represents.
UTALawyer: Linebackers don't have necks like that, no human could grab that neck. Your honor, Godzilla did this! Prosecution rests as I have nothing else.
Need to send that to Matt Campbell!