Post the funny aggy threads here

He was too uphauled to think straight.

We have a NEW one to add to our vocab.
thanks Dion

 

From Kyle Umlang on Twitter:

Arkansas State has only beaten three Power 5 teams ever in school history.

Louisiana Lafayette has only beaten four Power 5 teams ever in school history.

Appalachian State has only beaten five Power 5 teams ever in school history.

All three have beaten Texas A&M!

 

Josh Pate is the best …

 

The use of carefully selected props certainly makes his analysis more convincing

 

I'll let you do the leg work here, but I think I introduced that to the lexicon a few years back. Just saying....

 

Yes, you did. I remember your speech at the HF Awards Ceremony was quite moving.

 

I can always count on you Godz.

 

I have been over on TexAgs way down in the weeds and have learned the following.

1. They hate Jimbo

2. They want to hire a Texas high school coach and pay him better when he wins and no assistants over $250,000

3. Some are convinced they will end up 4- 8

4. They don’t like Texas

5. They don’t understand there, their and they’re and how to use them properly.

6. They misspell more words than they should

 

They're aggys. There's no limit on how many words they should misspell.

 

Say it ain't so!

 

Hmm, so they watched tceh-cougar high and now they think that is the path they should choose?

 

Well apparently, this is a regular theme? As one comment made was “We are already here and its two games into the season?”

 

I thought aggy loved Jimbo?

 

This would be more humerus if our program was ranked in the preseason or we were picked to finish higher that 4th in the big 12 (10 teams)

 

I love it when reality slaps them in the face and they admit that they're aware of it publically.

LJ portal rumors true? | TexAgs

 

Oh no, aggy misery is always hilarious considering they spend their entire energy bank trying to convince the world that they are a football powerhouse and they are our big brother. Then they go out and do what they do....lose to Appy St.

 

Yup, and be asses on their way to doing what they do.

 

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The wTf emblem in comments is hilarious

 

Ouch.

 

Listened to some talk radio briefly today and here is a mind blowing stat...AnM has only been in the red zone once this year.

 

Frankly, I'd use a different face. I'd use the clip of the nicely dressed, older aggy alum, who, at the 2007 Alamo Bowl, well, see for yourself.

 

aggy. § Jimbo. § $75,000,000. § I can't quit you.

 

BA! HA! HA!

Misery Index Week 2: Jimbo Fisher continues to rob Texas A&M in broad daylight

 

Went to mid-nite yell practice with an aggy friend (who subsequently transferred to UT). It was incredible. I love m-n y p. Where else can you be entertained so much for so little. Those yokels really think they're cool...what's more, they really think that chicks really think they are cool. It's a full blown comedy show & it's free to anyone who shows up. Problem is, you have to be in Kolige Stayshun til after mid-nite to see it.

 

Someone posted earlier Jumbo is 1 loss worse W-L, than Sumlin at the same point in their tenure at aggy!!!



The aggy misery matrix / index continues....