putting BS on the census

Discussion in 'West Mall' started by BrntOrngStmpeDe, Sep 20, 2019.

  1. BrntOrngStmpeDe

    BrntOrngStmpeDe 1,000+ Posts

    Has anyone ever been prosecuted for putting BS info on the census? I'm just thinking I might stretch the truth when we complete the census this time. I think we should all put down some very misleading info so the folks that use this data to argue their race politics will have very skewed data to work with.
     
  2. Mr. Deez

    Mr. Deez 10,000+ Posts

    It is a crime to lie, and people have been prosecuted but not in quite awhile. It's probably a low risk of getting caught and even lower risk of being prosecuted. But what's the reward? I don't see much.
     
  3. horninchicago

    horninchicago 5,000+ Posts

    Make sure to put down you are in the country illegally first so you will be held up as a hero by the left if caught for BS.
     
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  4. BrntOrngStmpeDe

    BrntOrngStmpeDe 1,000+ Posts

    as a standalone individual there probably isn't much reward but if a significant portion of us stretched the truth a bit and claimed a different race, and other elements of the census and the other documents out there maybe we could undercut the efforts to always play the race card.
     
  5. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada Liquor Man

    Maybe if I claimed to be part Native American I could run for POTUS. Or perhaps I could just settle for a cushy job in the bureaucracy/academia realm.

    I'd rather get a sinecure that way than take Cameltoe Harris' path.
     
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  6. Mr. Deez

    Mr. Deez 10,000+ Posts

    OK, what's with the Cameltoe reference? I know what the cameltoe "phenomenon" is, but why apply it to Harris? Does she wear bad cameltoe pants?
     
  7. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada Liquor Man

    She used her Cameltoe to advance in the world of politics, didn't she?
     
  8. Mr. Deez

    Mr. Deez 10,000+ Posts

    She did, but my understanding of the term "cameltoe" is that it typically applies to when women wear pants that are so tight that you can see the contours of their genitalia - the female equivalent of the moose knuckle. Maybe I've been wrong all this time. lol
     
  9. Horn6721

    Horn6721 Half of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut.

    I think Mr D it is a natural conflation of what she did to get there and her first name which is very Cameltoey, Kamala
     
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  10. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada Liquor Man

    6721 has it right. It's just an allusion to her actions to get ahead by giving head, among other things, that also sounds vaguely like her actual name.
     
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  11. Mr. Deez

    Mr. Deez 10,000+ Posts

    I can accept that. I consider you the authority on pretty much all things lewd.
     
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  12. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada Liquor Man

    Me? I'm not lewd at all. I'm just surrounded by lewdness, while being fairly observant. :D
     
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