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Discussion in 'On The Field' started by LonghornCatholic, Oct 11, 2018.

  1. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    The SI guy makes it sound like it will trash Arch.
     
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    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

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  3. cnb

    cnb 5,000+ Posts

     
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  5. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

     
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  6. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    LC
    It appears aggy writes their own humiliating jokes.

    After further review????.
    How long before a game does a team suit up and warm up? How far from where they play in Gainesville could the opposing team stay?
     
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  7. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

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  8. cnb

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  9. cnb

    cnb 5,000+ Posts

    Vasek, Gullette, Lefau, Cojoe

     
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  10. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

    Was relaxing enjoying my wife’s neck pillow yesterday evening. She lovingly said, “Aren’t you glad you met me and I introduced you to the neck pillow?” I joked, yes, “ but I never had neck pain ‘til I met you lol”. Yada yada yada, LC slept on the couch.
     
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  11. stanhin

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  12. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 1,000+ Posts

    LC b lucky. 1sa would've slept in a tree with the squirrels.
     
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  13. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

     
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  14. Texadelphia

    Texadelphia 1,000+ Posts

    O
    Oh Hell Yeah!!
     
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  15. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

     
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  16. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    Another advantage of no shot clock is that fitness is not as big as a determining factor, but execution is.
     
  17. LonghornCatholic

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  18. LonghornCatholic

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  19. nashhorn

    nashhorn 5,000+ Posts

    Did not know SMU was that high.
     
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  20. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 1,000+ Posts

    More than Rice?!?!?!
     
  21. Dionysus

    Dionysus Idoit Admin

    Our old crockpot we’ve had for years recently developed a crack in the ceramic interior piece, so I told the family that it will now be referred to as a crackpot.

    My sons laughed, my wife did not.

    What’s wrong with women?
     
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  22. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    Your wife missed the opportunity to say that there is already a crackpot in the family.
     
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  23. Dionysus

    Dionysus Idoit Admin

    HEY NOW ... I mean, well, yes she did
     
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  24. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 1,000+ Posts

    Too many X chromosomes. Can't be cured.
     
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  25. Giovanni Jones

    Giovanni Jones 2,500+ Posts

    So help me, back in the early ‘80s (when I was at UT) there was an SMU bumper sticker that read “I went to UT until my dad got a job”

    hardy har har …
     
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  26. cnb

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  27. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    Your sons have taken their first tentative steps towards a life of telling groan-worthy dad jokes. You're a good man and a good father, Dion.
     
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  28. moondog_LFZ

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  29. mchammer

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  30. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    Sadly, no one cares about this ^^^^anymore, Nash....out of fashion.
    And that isn't meant to necessarily be a criticism of our 3 guys who skipped the bowl....just a general observation
     

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