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Discussion in 'On The Field' started by LonghornCatholic, Oct 11, 2018.

  1. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Catholic like Sarkisian

    He was arrested for suspicion of domestic violence. No charges filed though.
     
  2. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    Bru parents be like...
    Mom (pointing finger): Told you so!
    Dad (pointing back): Not before I told you...It was your bright idea for him to go to Texas!
    Mom (throws hands up): Well if you hadn't put USC in his head, we might still be there...and playing football!
    Dad (rolling eyes): Football! Those guys aren't playing any ball....What do you think he would do in that dumpster fire?!?
    Mom (crosses arms): Well, a whole lot more than he is currently doing following your advice. Shssh...Lincoln Riley now gonna drag his tired butt out here like he gonna do something ...And dont get me started on Todd Helton...
    Well, you two made your bed.....
    Dad (throws hands up): All right now..that's enough
    Bru (wearing tracking device): So now what? ... Dad?? .....Mom???

    (Phone ringing....Fresno State on the line)
     
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  3. nashhorn

    nashhorn 5,000+ Posts

    Thanks, didn’t know or remember the legal issues.
     
  4. Pomspoms

    Pomspoms 2,500+ Posts

    I was looking at the 2022 schedule. We only have one certain loss. The rest of the schedule the teams look beatable. OK State looks the toughest at their place. Maybe 55%-45% their way. The rest of the schedule even easier. We should handle the sooners if Caleb is gone, which i think he will. So i say 10-2 is doable. But i will say 11-1, cause i am a homer.
    So let it be written so let it be done.
     
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  5. BornOrange0855

    BornOrange0855 250+ Posts

    Clearly, Pom, someone spiked your Orange Kool-Aid with LSD because you are hallucinating.
     
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  6. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    He did spend time fantasizing about Patterson replacing Kwiatkowski. Maybe your LSD theory has some merit.
    :yes:
     
  7. moondog_LFZ

    moondog_LFZ 2,500+ Posts

    Yea, I'll be happy with 8 to 9 wins next season.
    Anything over that is gravy.
     
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  8. Texadelphia

    Texadelphia 500+ Posts

    +1. Not gonna go aggy
     
  9. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    Hey :soapbox:
    It is after all the off season
    Or as it is officially known "The season to wildly predict many wins OR losses based on zip nada nothing "
    Pom just kicked the season off with optimism.
     
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  10. Pomspoms

    Pomspoms 2,500+ Posts

    William Bush
    I know when you hit that "WTF" button you were thinking: WOW THAT'S FANTASTIC.
     
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  11. Pomspoms

    Pomspoms 2,500+ Posts

    Just for the record i am willing to give coach k one more season. However, Patterson is awfully tempting. He would light a fire under some a**es.
     
  12. Run Pincher

    Run Pincher 2,500+ Posts

    I guess I'm hallucinating because I was thinking there's only 1 sure win.
     
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  13. Pomspoms

    Pomspoms 2,500+ Posts

    Kansas?
     
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  14. Giovanni Jones

    Giovanni Jones 2,500+ Posts

    I wouldn’t count on UTSA being a sure win, either.
     
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  15. Pomspoms

    Pomspoms 2,500+ Posts

    Oh cmon guys. Yall being ridiculous
     
  16. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    He would? He is getting old, fat, and lazy. He has a great defensive mind, and that's why we are paying him. But he isn't going to revert to being some active fire-breathing type of guy.
     
  17. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    You're right.
    But darn it, we'd better not lose to a UT-City/directional/satellite school--even when they're good.
     
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  18. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    I dunno. I bet he works up a sweat.

    :beertoast:
     
  19. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    That's right!

    And with Ewers arrival, we're looking at the playoffs next year!

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  20. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    Upon reading your post....an Eddie Murphy SNL classic...."The Little Richard Simmons Show" immediately popped in my head. I went to locate and link, but, alas, it is apparently unavaliable. ...Too bad....funny stuff....
    Patt would probably have fit right in as a character on Eddie's "show"
     
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  21. VYFan

    VYFan 2,500+ Posts

    Orange koolaid has cost me a lot more over the years than acid or crack.
     
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  22. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    It tastes so good when you drink it, but it can leave you disappointed later on.
     
  23. Pomspoms

    Pomspoms 2,500+ Posts

    Who needs Ewers when we have Card!
     
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  24. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    Oooooh, good point! Card with a bunch of underclassmen on the OL. What could go wrong?

    :beertoast:
     
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  25. moondog_LFZ

    moondog_LFZ 2,500+ Posts

  26. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

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  27. moondog_LFZ

    moondog_LFZ 2,500+ Posts

    I had this same thought when reading it.
     
  28. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

  29. Vol Horn 4 Life

    Vol Horn 4 Life 5,000+ Posts

    No it won't. We just ended 5-7 in possibly the worst season in the history of Texas football and have a top 5 class. If we lose 55-0 and end the season 7-5 or 8-4 we'll have yet another top 5 class.
     
  30. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

    In the era of NIL I don't think you are right, but hope you are.
     

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