RICE Haiku

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by biganakhanhda, Aug 29, 2011.

  1. biganakhanhda

    biganakhanhda 500+ Posts

    I am an Asian
    Vietnamese to be precise
    I eat lotta Rice

    Go Horns, Kick some ***
    Beat Rice into a powder
    Flat noodles good too

    Some rain expected
    This weekend up in Dallas
    Oh hell ******* yeah
     
  2. orngblud

    orngblud 500+ Posts

    Haikus are easy
    But sometimes they don't make sense.
    Refrigerator.
     
  3. sinless1

    sinless1 500+ Posts

    Applewhite, Harsin
    Are to jaded Texas fans
    A breath of fresh air!
     
  4. OldHippie

    OldHippie 2,500+ Posts

    Owls fly, startled by
    the longhorn in the rice field.
    A new day dawning.
     
  5. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    Mudhole, depantsing
    Dog-stomping, bolivian
    Owls get defeathered
     
  6. Pentaconta

    Pentaconta 1,000+ Posts

    HarsinWhite offense
    Time to bring it out of shed
    Tune up against Rice.

    Please, Garrett Gilbert
    Throw to the players in orange
    No more INTs.

    September is here
    Long summer's nap is over
    Time to eat some RICE!
     
  7. non_sequitur

    non_sequitur 250+ Posts

    if Rice beats Texas
    take solace in the fact that
    no one will see it
     
  8. Basketball Jones

    Basketball Jones 500+ Posts

    A feeling creeps in
    Loss Loathing Horror or Fear
    Just Fatal Ennui
     
  9. NJlonghorn

    NJlonghorn 1,000+ Posts

    Each year's first game sucks.
    Fall starts with BYU then
    at UCLA.
     
  10. Psychopharmahorn

    Psychopharmahorn 250+ Posts

    Props to non sequitur, I got a belly laugh out of that in a sad-but-true kind of way! [​IMG]

    Karma is a *****
    Rice will found out Saturday
    Irby gets revenge
     

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