link "...But the robot suddenly came to life and grabbed a tight hold of the victim's head. The man succeeded in defending himself but not before suffering serious injuries."
There have been a lot of robot stories lately, from the battlefield ones who can consume the remains (hope it's remains) of human flesh as a power source, to robots who can find electrical outlets on their own. The "experts" are starting to get worried, for various reasons.
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Nothing for experts to get worried about here. It's an automated task and wasn't designed to scan the object to make sure it's really a heavy rock first.
Yeah, heavy rock, man's head, nothing to worry about there. Unless it's your head being crushed by a the freakin' robot gone mad. Typical. Your head is being crushed by the cyborg with evil eyes, you call up the authorities for help, and they say, "Nothing wrong with the robot, it must be a programming error...error...error...error..."