Schadenfreude - the Arkansaw Corn-Bruins

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  1. blonthang

    blonthang 2,500+ Posts

    Schadenfreude

    Schadenfreude - Wikipedia

    "Schadenfreude is the experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles, failures, or humiliation of another."


    (the following ESPN clip is from an article prior to yesterday's games, which resulted in 3 more losses by the Arkansaw Corn-Bruins):

    The Bottom 10 introduces the Arkansaw Corn-Bruins

    "5. Arkansaw Corn-Bruins (1-12)

    Just because we aren't doing that all-Power 5 thing again this week doesn't mean there aren't any Power 5 programs that deserve to be here. So we're mashing them all together for this week's Coveted Fifth Spot. If you're having the kind of season that Arkansas, Nebraska and UCLA are having, you feel like you need to brew up some corn-mashin's and drink it. You know, the stuff they sing about in that one fight song ... what's it called? Oh yeah, "Rocky Top." "

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    After yesterday, 10/6 the Arkansaw Corn-Bruins went from 1-12 to 1-15 for the 2018 season, so far. Their one win was piggy beating Eastern Illinois.

    Children of the Corn get Northwestern next week at Northwestern. Northwestern beat Sparty 29-19 at Sparty, lost earlier to Meatchicken 20-17, but lead for the first three quarters of that game, only losing it with 4 minutes to go in the 4th.

    Piggy gets OleMiss at piggy.

    And UCLA goes to Cal.

    UCLA could go from 0-5 to 1-5,
    piggy could go from 1-5 to 2-5, maybe,
    but Huskers probably continue their skidding to go to 0-6,

    meaning the Arkansaw Corn-Bruins probably go from 1-15 to 3-16.

    Pop the champagne corks!!!
     

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