Small World Dept.

So I was having a molar worked on this morning (#32, to be precise) by Dr. Charles Stewart, DDS, and while waiting for the Novocaine to take effect we chatted about the CWS ... and he mentioned in passing that his son Clayton was a relief pitcher on the 2005 team.

Going the distance: A-to-Z with Clayton Stewart - University of Texas Athletics

Longhorn dentists are the best, of course.

 

You had me at novocaine

 

There was nitrous oxide, too. I won’t go to a dentist that won’t offer it.

 

What can you tell us about his dental hygienists and assistants? Young? Healthy looking? I think my dentist will be retiring soon, and I’d like to find a replacement who freely offers up the nitrous oxide while being helped by young, healthy-looking dental assistants.

 

Attractive, probably half my age, very competent, and married, some with kids.

 

It's really more of an aesthetic thing, so I really don't care about the kids and marital status and such. Doing the math, I'm assuming you are no more than 80 years old, so that all sounds really positive. If you are older than 80, please tell me.

 

Early 60s