so i got drunk tonghit

you can't judge.

i'll be 30.

thirty, *******.

ain't nohtng. i'm takin wed thru friday off so my workdya is hal f over.

so thrity is the new 20. hell's yeah, that's i what i syy.

 

cheers. i'm gonna go drink my pakistani beer in the fridge now.

 

I just turned 30! Maybe I'll get durnk two

 

no, srsly, is there paki beer? io would have no idea. i've drinking wine,

 

NO WINE AT ALL!

 

paki beer? is that like an anti-IPA?

 

not me, I need to detox from my 7 day booze cruise.

 

Hey everybody, it's the return of the contrived drunk post, bad spelling and all!

 

Is a tonghit like a bong hit?

 

The intentionally misspelled words are a cute touch.

Happy day of birth celebration. Wish I could be 30 again...

 

Happy Thirty. Did you get anything cool? Like, a deck?

 

Red Stripe tastes good, Monopolova tastes good, red wine tastes good.....and good night.

 

I would think at 30 that one would stop bragging about being drunk.