Stupidest TV mini-series ever?

Discussion in 'Cactus Cafe' started by converse, Jul 1, 2009.

  1. converse

    converse 250+ Posts

    ABC's Impact.

    No idea why I watched all 4 hours, but it was idiotic (and therefore, I am idiotic).

    A "brown dwarf" (seriously) crashes into the moon, so the moon is now going to crash into the Earth. Earth loses gravity, so cars and trains start floating around while people are still driving (imagine the scene in E.T. when the bicycle starts flying).

    Stupid plot, awful acting and special effects that were apparently done by the same folks that did the "Give me a phat beat" UT football video.
     
  2. Bayerithe

    Bayerithe 1,000+ Posts

    it was entertaining to me. maybe some bad science here and there, but i dunno ... i usually like these kinds of movies
     
  3. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts


     
  4. Bob Wills

    Bob Wills 500+ Posts

    dangit, i completely forgot about this mini-series. i love disaster porn.
     
  5. Hornin Hong Kong

    Hornin Hong Kong 1,000+ Posts


     
  6. I_Dont_Exist

    I_Dont_Exist 1,000+ Posts

    The premise was the mass of the brown dwarf caused the moon to become twice as heavy as the earth. That's what caused the fluctuations in gravity not the decrease in distance. Brown dwarfs are real not something they created from dramatic license. It was sci-fi fluff and I've seen much worse mini-series in many genres.
     
  7. l00p

    l00p 10,000+ Posts

    I recorded this on dvr. Watch or don't watch?
     
  8. I_Dont_Exist

    I_Dont_Exist 1,000+ Posts

    I'd say it's worth a look provided you take it for what it is which as I said is sci-fi fluff.
     
  9. Longhorny630

    Longhorny630 1,000+ Posts


     
  10. I_Dont_Exist

    I_Dont_Exist 1,000+ Posts

    You're correct that distance has a greater affect than mass.The moon has only 1/6 the earth's mass.To paraphrase the dialog from the movie the moon would have to be 'practically touching the earth' to have any reasonable affect. According to the story the moon had moved less than half it's normal distance so the only explanation was the increase in mass.
     
  11. Huckleberry

    Huckleberry 1,000+ Posts

    If everything on this thread is true then the effect of the moon's gravity on Earth (and objects on Earth) was 48 times greater than before the collision, right?

    It used to be 1/6 the Earth's mass, then it was twice as massive. And the distance was halved.
     
  12. UT Spring Branch

    UT Spring Branch 500+ Posts

    Imagine Vince Young played QB at Texas with that lack of gravity
     
  13. general35

    general35 5,000+ Posts

    well, it got a low grade because of no topless scenes with the species chick. it had the production value of one of those sci-fi channel movies of the week...attack of the mayan stone god, etc...those are great bad movies. i didnt know it was on but caught the last 30 minutes. i did like the new moon though...split down the middle hanging in orbit...ha ha...
     
  14. bierce

    bierce 1,000+ Posts

    A chunk of a "brown dwarf," never mind how it lost a "chunk," with twice the mass of the Earth collides with the Moon and the Moon doesn't shatter?

    I put that one right up there with the freezicanes.
     
  15. BattleshipTexas

    BattleshipTexas 1,000+ Posts

    They are actually remaking "V" which was the worst miniseries ever. They had imaginitive costumes for the day, so some liked it, despite moronic plot elements.

    I turned it off when "the good guys" were able to bop a single guard armed with a sidearm to get into the primary nerve center of the alien armada. The aliens previously had shown force fields, cameras, all kinds of 23rd century gear. Yet they guard the most important room with a single guard with a side arm? Not even a locked door with retinal scans or something. No alarms, cameras, motion sensors? Yet these are supposed to be a miltaristic race that has conquered many others? Can't even give the guard fancy weapons like they showed in other scenes? High school theatre groups do better than that.
     
  16. Hornswaggled

    Hornswaggled Guest

    Dude, as a kid I loved "V".
     
  17. general35

    general35 5,000+ Posts

    dont hate on the beastmaster or michael ironside as the hard *** freedom fighter. that mini-series was greatness with the space 1999 retreat ships and gear and all. dude, who didnt watch the birth of the alien baby...
     
  18. matt8209

    matt8209 100+ Posts

    Any list that does not include The Templars with Mira Sorvino is incomplete. I read it was voted worst mini-series ever. They were right.
     
  19. BMBMD

    BMBMD 100+ Posts

    Is that the one where she ate that ice cream cone???
     
  20. RabidLonghorn

    RabidLonghorn 1,000+ Posts

    NBC mini series called 10.5
     

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