Surely the end times must be upon us..........

Discussion in 'In The Stands' started by LousianaHorn, Dec 8, 2020.

  1. LousianaHorn

    LousianaHorn 1,000+ Posts

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  2. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

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  3. Clean

    Clean 5,000+ Posts

    What's next ? Rapping?

    The "Urbanization of Sports"? More like the bastardization of sports. The Ancient Greeks want their festival back.
     
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  4. BevoJoe

    BevoJoe 10,000+ Posts

    How's for adding skydiving? Would there be a landing site near the judges table? How would they score a jumper whose chute doesn't open?.....is that a "fault" or zero score or disqualification? I don't think the poor schmuck would get a do over jump.
     
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  5. BevoJoe

    BevoJoe 10,000+ Posts

    There are several that I don't think qualify as an Olympic sport. Rhythmic gymnastics or dancing needs to go. Also, some of the events in the regular gymnastics, as well as all synchronized swimming, and the like. Next they will want to add activities like glee club (or call it synchronized singing), portrait painting, pottery, and speech making.

    Cat bathing as well as alligator or crocodile wrestling might be somewhat entertaining, but don't add competitive geography.
     
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  6. HornHuskerDad

    HornHuskerDad 5,000+ Posts

    If they decide to make catnapping an Olympic sport, I'd like to enter my cat. He may not have invented the cat nap, but he is perfecting it. And I could use the endorsement money he would bring in after winning the Gold. :)
     
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  7. Duck Dodgers

    Duck Dodgers 1,000+ Posts

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  8. huisache

    huisache 2,500+ Posts

    Chugalugging?

    Bra stuffing?

    snake handling?
     
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  9. theiioftx

    theiioftx Sponsor Deputy

    Internet fighting on a football board?

    Moderating a political board heavily connected to a football board?
     
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  10. EDT

    EDT 500+ Posts

    I might watch the Bra stuffing event only if females were the only ones allowed to compete.
    :popcorn:
     
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  11. theiioftx

    theiioftx Sponsor Deputy

    It’s 2020, males would be involved.
     
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  12. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    Men's Goat Roping?

    Men's & Women's Dwarf Tossing?

    Hot Women's Mud Wrestling?

    Men's and Woman's Noodling?
     
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  13. LousianaHorn

    LousianaHorn 1,000+ Posts

    Hot womens mud wrestling Im all in on WorsterMan!
     
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  14. huisache

    huisache 2,500+ Posts

    navel gazing
     
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  15. huisache

    huisache 2,500+ Posts

    synchronized DWI
     
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  16. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Coached by JFF and assisted by Mayfield.
     
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  17. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    It was not a perfect time in America for sure... but I miss real Olympics... the 1960's.
     
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    Last edited: Dec 17, 2020
  18. CoachMc

    CoachMc 25+ Posts

    Javelin catching?
     
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  19. Giovanni Jones

    Giovanni Jones 1,000+ Posts

  20. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    The best-conditioned athletes in the Olympics are the synchronized swimmers.
     

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