I find it particularly humorous that you felt the need to identify which one was you, and which one was Vince. Well done. We can never have too much MS Paint around here.
You should be able to whip his butt in badmitten since his awkward sidearm swinging motion makes many of his shots hit the net Hookem'
In addition to the candle, it looks strangely like the shuttlecock is falling towards the surface of the moon when I know damn sure Vince would have hit it hard enough to escape the moon's weak gravity. I think this pic is a fake.
I'm going to have to call BS on this one. Your lack of a spacesuit would cause you to immediately implode. Naturally, Vince would be immune to such weakness and the lack of oxygen would only serve to piss him off.
Here's my own picture of myself with Vince. I'm between the goalposts about half an inch up. Good times.
I was 1500 miles away in that pic, crushing my friend's ribs in a bear hug. Vince's mere presence on the moon would cause the earth to orbit IT.