Teen Gives Birth In McDonalds Restroom

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by Randy Marsh, Dec 31, 2007.

  1. Randy Marsh

    Randy Marsh < 25 Posts

    Because she had no freakin idea she was Pregnant! [​IMG] Baby Linky


    Here's the best part...

     
  2. lowery21

    lowery21 250+ Posts

    I've never understood how girls can claim that they had no idea they were prego. My little girl is still 3 months away and does a gymnastic routine every time my wife eats.
     
  3. HatDaddy

    HatDaddy 1,000+ Posts

    yeah, get the kid out of the toilet. Good thinking there Captain Obvious.
     
  4. Bevo5

    Bevo5 1,000+ Posts

    It's always amazing to me when I hear stories of these people who give birth without knowing they are preggers. I mean come on...get a ******* clue. If you don't notice the whole missing cycle thing..or the getting fat thing...or the sick thing..then I think you need to go ahead and not reproduce ever again.
     
  5. chuychanga

    chuychanga 500+ Posts

    Pretty good odds that a girl like that also conceived the baby in a Micky D's bathroom.

    The most disturbing part of the story is that the baby born in the shitter was named Austin.
     
  6. hornian

    hornian 1,000+ Posts

    NO SEX AT ALL
     
  7. EuroHorn

    EuroHorn 2,500+ Posts

    Couildn't she feel the baby kicking her in the McRib?
     
  8. rhg84

    rhg84 250+ Posts

    some people should just be sterilized
     
  9. LordHornAustin

    LordHornAustin 100+ Posts

    Giving birth @ Whataburger &#62; Giving birth @ McDonalds
     
  10. HornOnTheBayou

    HornOnTheBayou 250+ Posts

    I'm 17 weeks pregnant right now and I can say with certainty that there is no frickin' way you can carry a baby full term and not notice at all. My guess is she thought something was up but wouldn't let herself believe she was pregnant.
     
  11. austingirl25

    austingirl25 25+ Posts

    Ok, sorry for the confusing post above -- HornOnTheBayou is my hubby and I didn't realize he was logged in instead of me. He's obviously not the one who's knocked up. [​IMG]
     
  12. PhatAtUT

    PhatAtUT 100+ Posts

    so i'm assuming this is another spears sibling?
     
  13. kangsta

    kangsta 500+ Posts

    My mom flushed. But the people at the sewer treatment plant were quite friendly.
     
  14. HornsOverIthaca

    HornsOverIthaca 250+ Posts

    Austin? Should have named the kid Norman or Colin Station.
     
  15. Macanudo

    Macanudo 2,500+ Posts

    Shouldn't she have named it Ronald? After the father.
     
  16. BayouCityOrange

    BayouCityOrange 25+ Posts

    Was the afterbirth used to make Big Mac sauce?
     
  17. accuratehorn

    accuratehorn 10,000+ Posts

    I'm betting she asks them to hold the secret sauce next time she gets a meal deal.
     
  18. TXSooner518

    TXSooner518 250+ Posts


     
  19. TubaForce

    TubaForce 25+ Posts


     
  20. Knoxville-Horn

    Knoxville-Horn 1,000+ Posts

    My guess is that she's a 300 pounder. Not the baby.
     
  21. Pimpology

    Pimpology 100+ Posts

    This is kind of how I imagine socialized medicine in this country.
     
  22. Steel Shank

    Steel Shank 1,000+ Posts

    I think I'd like a coffee table book of pictures of things that happen in restaurant bathrooms. Seems like we're always hearing about something crazy going on in the stalls. Ryan's Steakhouse, pro cheerleaders, etc.
     
  23. HornOnTheBayou

    HornOnTheBayou 250+ Posts

    Sorry for the confusion, sooner. We're going for the more traditional pregnancy where the woman carries the child and hopefully will deliver it somewhere besides a McDonald's bathroom.
    We'll definitely bring the kid over as soon as I give him/her a tutorial on pot odds.
     
  24. CleverNickname

    CleverNickname 500+ Posts

    There are medical conditions where a woman continues to have menstral cycles. There are stories about this happening like every 6 months on cnn. Teens cycles are often more variable than women. We have gotten so used to the regularized schedule of the pill, but sans contrception its not nearly so predictable.

    not as uncommon as you think
     
  25. leroi

    leroi < 25 Posts

    Did she want fries with that?
     
  26. numbereleven

    numbereleven 250+ Posts


     
  27. austingirl25

    austingirl25 25+ Posts


     
  28. Phil Hellmuth

    Phil Hellmuth 100+ Posts

    supersized order of white trash
     

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