Tell me somethin' good...

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    Poor guy studied for nothing.
     
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    They don’t deserve you anyway ...

     
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    How could someone determine the age of this shark? Could it really be that old, I have no idea how long they can live
     
  14. Joe Fan

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    Probably used some type of digital image counter on all the candles on his birthday cake
     
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  15. Horn6721

    Horn6721 Half of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut.

    Well this is sorta good, right?

    "I can't be that old !
    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,“SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.”

    WELL, YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

    MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

    I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME
    30-ODD YEARS AGO.

    COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

    UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

    THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

    AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

    ”YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,” HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

    “WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?” I ASKED.

    HE ANSWERED, “IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?”

    “YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!” I EXCLAIMED.

    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

    THEN,
    THAT UGLY,
    OLD,
    BALD,
    WRINKLED FACED,
    FAT-ASSED,
    GRAY-HAIRED,
    DECREPIT SON-OF-A-***** ASKED,

    ”WHAT SUBJECT DID YOU TEACH?”
     
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    Ouch
     
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  18. Vol Horn 4 Life

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    Humm, might a fun guessing game. When was I born?

    The #1 song on my birthday was Get Back by The Beatles with Billy Preston
     
  19. Joe Fan

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    That's a cool one. By the way Billy Preston was from Houston originally and was basically a professional keyboardist by age 11.
     
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    It's My Party by Lesley Gore.
     
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    Got one ready to mail out. Bet he gets thousands of them. Hope he gets tens of thousands. Let's go Hornfans! Do our part!
     
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    #metoo
     
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