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Baby born on July 11 aka "7-Eleven Day"
at 7:11 pm
weighing 7 lb, 11 oz
gets 7-Eleven college fund
Baby born on 7-Eleven Day at 7:11 p.m., weighs 7 lbs., 11 oz., gets 7-Eleven college fund
Poor guy studied for nothing.
They don’t deserve you anyway ...
A 7th grade Ohio kid won $15,000 for a prize winning animal at the state fair.
He then donated ALL OF IT to the St.Jude Children's Research Hospital.
Ohio boy donates all $15G in fair winnings to children’s hospital
How could someone determine the age of this shark? Could it really be that old, I have no idea how long they can live
Probably used some type of digital image counter on all the candles on his birthday cake
Well this is sorta good, right?
"I can't be that old !
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,“SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.”
WELL, YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.
MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME
30-ODD YEARS AGO.
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .
”YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,” HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
“WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?” I ASKED.
HE ANSWERED, “IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?”
“YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!” I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
DECREPIT SON-OF-A-***** ASKED,
”WHAT SUBJECT DID YOU TEACH?”
This site will tell you what the #1 song was on your birthday
Playback.fm | #1 Song On Your Birthday
Humm, might a fun guessing game. When was I born?
The #1 song on my birthday was Get Back by The Beatles with Billy Preston
That's a cool one. By the way Billy Preston was from Houston originally and was basically a professional keyboardist by age 11.
It's My Party by Lesley Gore.
Got one ready to mail out. Bet he gets thousands of them. Hope he gets tens of thousands. Let's go Hornfans! Do our part!
Well, sure enough...
He got a bunch!