'That's rich'

Can we phase out this saying? It's good in Shawshank not so much on the West Mall.

 

Sure, but we're going to start using it like crazy on Esther's.

 

That's a *****.

 

Only if I can replace it with "deez nutz"

 

Phase out "that's rich"? Ha, that's rich.

 

methinks you doth protest too much.*

* I loathe "methinks."

 

what about my personal favorite:

anyhoo

 

Supposebly.

I had this conversation the other day.
"How do you spell supposebly?"
"That's not even a real word, dumbass."

 

"Methinks thou doth protest too much"

The part you loathe about that is "methinks"?! I would take 1,000 "methinks" over a single "doth." I mean, really. When can you use the word "doth" in a sentence other than this one?
"Methinks thou art a dipsh**"
"Methinks thou should shut your craphole"

You see, "methinks" is quite versatile. You can't do crap with "doth."
"Hey, stop it, you doth!"
"If you doth that again, I'm going to stick my fist up your doth."

It just doesn't work.

 

A crazy clown is after you? That's rich.

 

Anyhoo is the worst.

And I really hate "Good times, good times" and "Right on".

 

alright, who is going to be the first jackass to use all these into a sentence??

 

alrightie then........

 

"I wanna dip my balls in it!"

 

can we get rid of "what not" too?

 

there is nothing wrong with "good times, good times" when reminiscing about times that were good.

 

My level of anger and my blood pressure are both rising just from seeing the word "anyhoo"....

 

As long as you guys don't start dumping on "behooves," things will be calm around here.

 

Shut your pie hole.

 

something my former boss might say:

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That's hot.

 

"Laxadaisical" makes me want to punch a Cub Scout. I'll accept "lax" or "lackadaisical," but the bastard offspring of the two is unacceptable.

Also, beginning a sentence with "Meantime." "In the meantime" is appropriate usage, as is "Meanwhile." But, "Meantime" is the equivalent of "Irregardless." It helps us identify the inconspicuous morons among us.

 

Not that I say it, but I thought it was "anywho"