The Chernobyl-level meltdown over at Texags inspired me to cobble together the following trio of poems. Every line I used is taken directly from a topic header over at Texags:Field Goal Franny strikes again McGee Unwilling to Throw We never threw a ball further than 5 yards past the LOS all night long The teams that beat OU passed the ball down the field. Why didnt we? Where are the guts? Frans play calling was a big pot of **** Kicking FGs in the red zone....3rd and goal at the 2 3rd and goal from the 2 with J Train in the backfield... We have got to score touchdowns in the red zone Fran made a TERRIBLE decision to kick the last FG just prooves stoops has balls and fran doesnt... I know at least one coach in the Big 12 that has balls. Fran has no nut sack Stoops has a bigger Dick than Fran Fran- grow some cajones!!! Fran needs a 'stache... fire him Fran is done Bye Bye Fran Their is nothing more Frustrating that Aggie Football Fed up.... This Is What Pisses Me Off the Most -- Too man men on the field!!!!!! Where is the Broken Heart Icon when you actually need it? Fran cant Beat OU, NU, or UT Please tell me why we lost this game... WE WILL LOSE ALL GAMES IN NOVEMBER AGAIN Alamo Bowl It Is Great Things Are Happening in Aggieland Before you potbangers get started Lets look at the positives Were 8-2 I like our chances in our last two games and The game was close, stop your *****in. and AT LEAST I COVERED... Fran will get a Raise and Im drunker than Keith Whitley...
Drunker than Keith Whitley is awesome. That is exaclty how plowed you would have to be to take a postive away from that game. Like .402 BAC level, topped off by the better part of an 8-ball.
It's the offseason, so I went to the very last page of threads to see what was lurking there and what did I find? This little gem from 11 years ago. Its a clever attempt to turn aggy misery into Hornfans poetry. Not great poetry, but very creative I think and entertaining for sure! Interestingly the day this was posted was the last day we ever had 100yearhorn grace our presence. Coincidence? Or not?
That was the game in which the classiest fans in football coined the clever phrase Cart McCry after Colt took a late hit to his earhole as he was trotting off the field. A normal fan would be a little embarrassed or even mad at that player, but aggy felt pretty good about it. The ****-heels.
