The Twelve Days of Aggie Christmas (plus more)

Discussion in 'Classics' started by 12thStudStan, Dec 12, 2000.

  1. 12thStudStan

    12thStudStan 250+ Posts

    The Twelve days of Aggie Christmas



    On the first day of Christmas
    my RC sent to me:
    A Flickering Hope for Parity

    On the second day of Christmas
    my RC sent to me:
    Two Wings & More
    and a Flickering Hope for Parity

    On the third day of Christmas
    my RC sent to me:
    Three Sellout Games
    Two Wings & More
    and a Flickering Hope for Parity

    On the fourth day of Christmas
    my RC sent to me:
    Four Swinging Gates
    Three Sellout Games
    Two Wings & More
    and a Flickering Hope for Parity

    On the fifth day of Christmas
    my RC sent to me:
    Five Milkmen
    Four Swinging Gates
    Three Sellout Games
    Two Wings & More
    and a Flickering Hope for Parity

    On the sixth day of Christmas
    my RC sent to me:
    Six Sheep for Shagging
    Five Milkmen
    Four Swinging Gates
    Three Sellout Games
    Two Wings & More
    and a Flickering Hope for Parity

    On the seventh day of Christmas
    my RC sent to me:
    Seven Moral Victories
    Six Sheep for Shagging
    Five Milkmen
    Four Swinging Gates
    Three Sellout Games
    Two Wings & More
    and a Flickering Hope for Parity

    On the eighth day of Christmas
    my RC sent to me:
    Eight Toombs a Toking
    Seven Moral Victories
    Six Sheep for Shagging
    Five Milkmen
    Four Swinging Gates
    Three Sellout Games
    Two Wings & More
    and a Flickering Hope for Parity

    On the ninth day of Christmas
    my RC sent to me:
    Nine Didn’t Offers
    Eight Toombs a Toking
    Seven Moral Victories
    Six Sheep for Shagging
    Five Milkmen
    Four Swinging Gates
    Three Sellout Games
    Two Wings & More
    and a Flickering Hope for Parity

    On the tenth day of Christmas
    my RC sent to me:
    Ten Dogs Decomposing
    Nine Didn’t Offers
    Eight Toombs a Toking
    Seven Moral Victories
    Six Sheep for Shagging
    Five Milkmen
    Four Swinging Gates
    Three Sellout Games
    Two Wings & More
    and a Flickering Hope for Parity

    On the eleventh day of Christmas
    my RC sent to me:
    Eleven Commits a Wavering
    Ten Dogs Decomposing
    Nine Didn’t Offers
    Eight Toombs a Toking
    Seven Moral Victories
    Six Sheep for Shagging
    Five Milkmen
    Four Swinging Gates
    Three Sellout Games
    Two Wings & More
    and a Flickering Hope for Parity

    On the twelfth day of Christmas
    my RC sent to me:
    12 Blown Bowl Games
    Eleven Commits a Wavering
    Ten Dogs Decomposing
    Nine Didn’t Offers
    Eight Toombs a Toking
    Seven Moral Victories
    Six Sheep for Shagging
    Five Milkmen
    Four Swinging Gates
    Three Sellout Games
    Two Wings & More
    and a Flickering Hope for Parity


    Here is another Aggie Holiday favorite sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman:

    RC The Escape Goat


    RC the Escape Goat, was a jolly happy soul,
    With a 7-4 record and a prodigious nose, he’s going to a 3rd tier Bowl.
    RC the Escape Goat, is a fairytale, they say.
    He was made of snow, but the Aggies know he came to life one day.
    There must have been some magic in that old 12thMan towel they found,
    For when they placed it on RC’s head, he began to dance around!
    Oh, RC the Escape Goat, was alive as he could be;
    and the Aggies state he could coach real great,
    just the same as old Jackie.

    Humpety hump, hump, humpety hump, hump,
    look at RC go.
    Humpety hump, hump, humpety hump, hump,
    to a 3rd tier bowl he goes.



    43-17
    Edited by 12thStudStan on 12/13/00 02:02 PM.
     
  2. ninerhorn

    ninerhorn 100+ Posts

    Outstanding Stan.

    hook'em
     
  3. fk

    fk 25+ Posts

    Thanks, Stan!!
     
  4. RealHorn

    RealHorn < 25 Posts

    That was great. Another classic post.
    Thanks Stan

    Hookem
     
  5. fisher

    fisher < 25 Posts

    Bravo! Bravo!
     
  6. Wow, straight to classic posts with this one.

    The Link The link for "how the mind controlin began"
     
  7. K-Man

    K-Man 250+ Posts

    Wings and More! The Cultural mecca of Collie Station.

    Don't ask why, but I have watched two 'Horns games there...
    1. Our victory over Nebraska last year
    2. Our victory over Tech this year

    Both times by myself and both times I had to listen to crappy piped in disco.

    Oh well, I have only myself to blame.
     
  8. The Dog

    The Dog 250+ Posts

    AWESOME!
     
  9. Fritz

    Fritz 500+ Posts

    Hi-*******-larious.

    Thanks for the laugh, Stan.

    Hook 'em

    Fritz
     
  10. TroutDog1

    TroutDog1 First Time Poster

    When can we hear a version put to music?

    Come Get Some! at The Link
     
  11. Formus

    Formus < 25 Posts


     
  12. MuggyMug

    MuggyMug < 25 Posts

    Absolutely ******* hilarious!
     
  13. Earp

    Earp < 25 Posts

    LMFAO
    Classic!
     
  14. AggieFactFinder

    AggieFactFinder 250+ Posts

    The only way I ever get in Classic Posts is by doing this

    ttt
     
  15. Bring Back Wishbone

    Bring Back Wishbone < 25 Posts

    Great job Stan, made my whole day, ill be humming that tune the rest of the night now.

    Hook 'EM
     
  16. SPEED GOAT

    SPEED GOAT < 25 Posts

    Doesn't Christmas make you want to cry?







    If God had not wanted them sheared, He would not have made them sheep!
     
  17. DrJ

    DrJ 25+ Posts

    At the risk of pandering.....I have to add my kudos as well. Way to go, Stan!
     
  18. cfs60

    cfs60 < 25 Posts

    To hell with classic posts! Who is with me for a 12stud board?

    cfs60
     
  19. 12thStudStan

    12thStudStan 250+ Posts

    Thanks for the kind words, my friends, and Merry Christmas to you all.

    43-17
     
  20. 12thStudStan

    12thStudStan 250+ Posts

    I added another Aggie Holiday favorite to the original post.

    43-17
     
  21. Durkee

    Durkee 500+ Posts

    That was hilarious!! Almost as funny as the aggys on the Recruiting board saying they'll hae the #1 recruiting class this year.

    "Cause it's Texas that we love best" "'til Gabriel blows his horn."
    HOOK 'EM!!!
     
  22. Horns Fan 4 Life

    Horns Fan 4 Life < 25 Posts

    Too funny. I am sending this on to
    friends.
     
  23. lnester

    lnester 25+ Posts

    Just when you think it's safe...Stan reminds us all who "The Man" is...

    LMAO!!

    Good job, Studly!
     
  24. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    Back TTT
    Stan, you are truly a blessing to this board. I was having a really crappy night at work until I saw this. It turned my attitude 180 degrees. Thanks.

    Maj. Doc Mills, spokesman for the Texas A&M Commandant's Office acknowledged that the Corps teaches "followership." Houston Chronicle, 8- 25-00
    HOOK 'EM
     
  25. ActionUT

    ActionUT < 25 Posts

    Oh....Oh..I'm dying here......

    "We Don't Rent Pigs"
    Lonesome Dove
     

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