Things that have happened since aggy'Built Champs'

Discussion in 'Classics' started by Duder, Mar 29, 2007.

  1. coolhorn

    coolhorn 2,500+ Posts

    and how can I leave out the internet?
     
  2. GHOST HORN

    GHOST HORN 100+ Posts

    1940 - Birthdate of the Original Recipe (KFC)
     
  3. Touchdown_Texas

    Touchdown_Texas 500+ Posts

    After analyzing the collective evidence on this thread, I predict that Jesus will return before aggy builds another champion.
     
  4. PanzerDSS

    PanzerDSS 100+ Posts

    We forgot the entire run of Peanuts in US newspapers.
     
  5. Lidig8r

    Lidig8r 250+ Posts

    Not to put too fine of a point on it, but.. didn't USC win the championship in 1939? or.. so they say... and let's face it... USC has much more credibility than aggy.

    so, if that is the case and 1939 does NOT count, then,

    the universe was created.
     
  6. austintex

    austintex 500+ Posts


     
  7. coolhorn

    coolhorn 2,500+ Posts

    World War II (Which aggy corpsmen did NOT win singlehandedly, despite claims to the contrary.)
    Korean War
    Vietnam War
    Grenada
    Iraq I and II
    The start and end of the cold war

    I'm not sure, but I think Hell has frozen over since aggy won any championships, other than in meat judging. (...and squeezing.)
     
  8. PanzerDSS

    PanzerDSS 100+ Posts

    Don't forget the secret war in Cambodia!
    And the Cuban Revolution (not sure if anyone said it).
    And the CIA's 1300 attempts to kill Castro.
     
  9. EPThorn

    EPThorn 500+ Posts

    The worlds population has TRIPLED!!
     
  10. HornOnTheBayou

    HornOnTheBayou 250+ Posts

    Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
    South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
    Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
    North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
    Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
    Brando, "The King and I", and "The Catcher in the Rye"
    Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
    Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

    CHORUS
    We didn't start the fire
    It was always burning
    Since the world's been turning
    We didn't start the fire
    No we didn't light it
    But we tried to fight it

    Josef Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
    Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc
    Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, dacron
    Dien Bien Phu Falls, "Rock Around the Clock"

    Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
    Davy Crockett, "Peter Pan", Elvis Presley, Disneyland

    Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
    Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez

    CHORUS

    Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
    Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai"

    Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
    Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide

    Buddy Holly, "Ben-Hur", space monkey, Mafia
    hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no go

    U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
    Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo

    CHORUS

    Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land"
    Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs Invasion

    "Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania
    Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

    Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex
    JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say

    CHORUS

    Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon, back again
    Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
    Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
    Ayatollolah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

    "Wheel of Fortune" , Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
    Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz
    Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
    Rock and Roller Cola Wars, I can't take it anymore
     
  11. MarylandHorn

    MarylandHorn 500+ Posts

    The national debt increased by $8,830, oh wait, now $8,831 billion, or a factor of 211.
     
  12. Soul Glo

    Soul Glo 25+ Posts

    Prince Hakeem from Zamunda sowed his royal oats
     
  13. Texas Taps

    Texas Taps 5,000+ Posts

    The best coach they ever had left for a school that's even more redneck
     
  14. NebLHAB

    NebLHAB 500+ Posts

    The Millenium Falcon made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.

    m/

    [​IMG] T [​IMG] E [​IMG] X [​IMG] A [​IMG] S [​IMG] ! [​IMG]
     
  15. BDog

    BDog 250+ Posts


     
  16. ngnichols

    ngnichols 250+ Posts

    LMFAO @ this post. Classic!
     
  17. sessamoid

    sessamoid 500+ Posts

    In reply to:


     
  18. Nodrog

    Nodrog < 25 Posts

    Dick Clark BEGAN his show biz career 6 years after Aggy's last NC. Whoa.
     
  19. phil1336

    phil1336 < 25 Posts


     
  20. orange_pride

    orange_pride 100+ Posts

    I was born. [​IMG]
     
  21. Tums

    Tums 100+ Posts

    aggy's greatest football player, ever, and future athletic director:

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