Things that need a taser!

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by Mike_Tyson, Mar 23, 2007.

  1. Mike_Tyson

    Mike_Tyson 500+ Posts

    When you're voted off a reality show, you get tasered! Can you imagine the suspense that would build?
    Instead of points docked off, your professor gets to taser you in front of the class for turning in your paper late.
    Toaster thieves get tasered.
  2. atxbaby

    atxbaby 250+ Posts

  3. chillywillywall

    chillywillywall 100+ Posts

    women get taserd
  4. 007 373 5963

    007 373 5963 100+ Posts

  5. The Peoples Elbow

    The Peoples Elbow 250+ Posts

    i agree with all posters, and i award this thread five stars
  6. MissingInAction

    MissingInAction 100+ Posts

    people who dont turn right on red when they have their right blinker on, or even if they dont. drag them out and taser them right in the middle of the intersection.
    I would clap. [​IMG]
  7. GreenDragonSix

    GreenDragonSix 100+ Posts

    How about fat obnoxious parents who cannot control their fat obnoxious kids in the aisles at HEB???
  8. Macanudo

    Macanudo 2,500+ Posts

    GOO needs to get tasered. At a tailgate. All in the name of science of course.
  9. VoodooChi|d

    VoodooChi|d 500+ Posts

  10. HornGrandioso

    HornGrandioso 500+ Posts

    Give people waiting to get into an awesome standing room only concert, to get a new Wii-type game, or the DPS the option to immediately go to the front of the line when they walk in the door.....if they get front of everyone.
  11. EuroHorn

    EuroHorn 2,500+ Posts

    Everyone on this board should be tasered. Stand in a long line, taser the poster next to you and pass it along
  12. bevosayshi

    bevosayshi 250+ Posts

    Bea Arthur. Some of her expressions should warrant a good tasering.

  13. alxhorns

    alxhorns 100+ Posts

  14. bigtex1086

    bigtex1086 < 25 Posts

    The man on the left....

  15. bevosayshi

    bevosayshi 250+ Posts

  16. TEXAS1026

    TEXAS1026 100+ Posts

  17. Mike_Tyson

    Mike_Tyson 500+ Posts

    The Houston Texans
  18. orange_pride

    orange_pride 100+ Posts

    some of my students in school
  19. Mike_Tyson

    Mike_Tyson 500+ Posts


    NCAAFBALLROX 1,000+ Posts


    And Barry Switzer.

  21. alxhorns

    alxhorns 100+ Posts

    people who take their dog with them to the shitter deserve to get tasered
  22. HornsN04

    HornsN04 500+ Posts

    people who take someone else's laptop with them to the shitter deserve to get tasered.
  23. M C Orange

    M C Orange 100+ Posts

    1. people who sag their pants &#60;tasered&#62;
    2. people who wear their hat crooked &#60;tasered&#62;
    3. people who cut in line at the ferry &#60;tasered&#62;
    4. drivers who always seem to have a blinker on &#60;tasered&#62;
    5. old people @ slot machines in casinos on oxygen &#60;tasered&#62;
  24. OrangeBlooded

    OrangeBlooded 500+ Posts

    people that eat "chili" with spaghetti while wearing jorts and burning couches.
  25. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del 500+ Posts

    People who drop a deuce in a public restroom and walk right out the door without washing their hands. That actually deserves a taser-whipping first.
  26. EllCee

    EllCee 100+ Posts

    Collar poppers.
  27. MilkmanDan

    MilkmanDan 1,000+ Posts

    Anyone who claims to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's child. Including these guys:

  28. Mike_Tyson

    Mike_Tyson 500+ Posts

    People who drive in front of me.
  29. S197HQQKEM

    S197HQQKEM 500+ Posts

  30. PhatAtUT

    PhatAtUT 100+ Posts

    people that bump their 6 week old threads to see how many star-rated threads they can get on the first page. [​IMG]

Share This Page