What the hell is going "On the Field" -- tens of threads are 5-star? So, why not this one? Keep it at 5-stars.
5-stars *************, this is a warning to people who've been retarding the ratings with those 1-star votes? I will send my Ninjas to eliminate you 1-star voters. Keep it at 5-stars.
After the banana, it just might be five stars. If we could get a zombie pirate banana drunk posting in a wolf shirt, I would award this thread eleventy billion stars.
Your thread may not be 'tough' enough for 5 stars. Don't worry. This picture of Bobba Fet should take you from worst to first.
Hmmm your Kung Fu is very good. You want tough? How about this marginal facsimile of my 9th grade math teacher and an old boot. Now that's tough.