To the victor go the...trees

Austin, Texas: Home of the 12th Crape Myrtle

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The mayor of aggieland is Ben White?

 

Flat and treeless? They've seen College Station before, right?

 

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Aggies aren't sarcastic; they just run out of serious things to say.

 

Ben White's a t-shirt aggy

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The trees aren't actually getting presented to the City of Austin, they just ran out of time to spend in College Station.

 

The trees weren't born in Austin, but they got there as fast as they could.