Trouble in Paradise?

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by Vol Horn 4 Life, Sep 8, 2022.

  1. Born in ATX

    Born in ATX 500+ Posts

    OMG. No freaking way!!!
    :e-face-tears::e-face-tears::e-face-tears:
     
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  2. LonghornDave

    LonghornDave 1,000+ Posts

    And the band won half time.
     
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  3. George Bailey

    George Bailey No beans in my chili, thank you

    A few of us grey beards can remember the year that the official aggy sports website listed the moron-white spring game as a 'W' for them. Just more evidence of how self-promoting and delusional that fanbase can be.
     
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  4. txhorn_et

    txhorn_et 1,000+ Posts

    Spring game trophies? Does aggy stay up 24/7 writing their own jokes. This one nearly takes the cake.
    It’s right up there with the 2 Aggies on that camel, and Jimbo’s aggy national championship trophy.
     
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  5. mb227

    mb227 de Plorable

    It couldn't take the cake because the baker refused to bake it. Even in aggy-land, there can be levels to which some will not drop to...
     
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  6. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    The explanation, that they were MVP for most improved during spring practice is pathetic sad and hilarioud
     
  7. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 1,000+ Posts

    "Would you look at those 2 ******** on that camel?!?!?!"
     
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  8. Driver 8

    Driver 8 Amor Fati

    Seriously, just when you thought they couldn’t get any more doltish or absurd, they pull this out of their ***. The fresh expressions of dumb-******* they are able to create is actually impressive.
     
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  9. LonghornDave

    LonghornDave 1,000+ Posts

    The funny thing is it used to be aggie was pretty immune to our ribbing but now the SEC and the entire sporting world look to College Station for absurd humor.
     
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  10. Born in ATX

    Born in ATX 500+ Posts

    Now we finally know what all those silly little trophies were that Johntay was laughing about on his visit.
     
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  11. George Bailey

    George Bailey No beans in my chili, thank you

    I got a lot of mileage out of that aggy joke. And how do you get a one-armed aggy out of a tree?
     
  12. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

    When you win the Heisman both the school and the player get a trophy. Does this mean aggy gave themselves trophies to fit in that large, but almost empty trophy case?
     
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  13. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 1,000+ Posts

    Trick question...there's more than 1 way:
    1. Salute
    2. Wave
    3. Hand him a jizz jar
    4. Yell "Circle jerk!!!!"
    5.
    6.
    7.
     
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  14. txhorn_et

    txhorn_et 1,000+ Posts

    I’m guessing there was only enough money in the budget for 2 participation trophies. Evidently they’re saving money for Jimbo’s contract extension after they (possibly) roll over New Mexico and Louisiana Monroe.
     
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  15. Born in ATX

    Born in ATX 500+ Posts

    So now Jimbo apparently dissing real media sources and only likes TexAgs questions?
     
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  16. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 1,000+ Posts

    aggy--speak for: "I want my mommy!"
     
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  17. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 1,000+ Posts

    aggy move to the secsecsec blew the lid off the Pandora's Box that is aTm. Now the buffoonery is available for the whole world to see.
     
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  18. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

    "Don't need no" how many English classes did Jimbo skip/sleep through?
     
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  19. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    It is all that good learnin' what he done got in those West Virginia public schools
     
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  20. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    Actually I thought Jimbo was funny in giving it back to the reporters.
     
  21. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    Looks like aggy has earnev the “Who’sWho” award in football!
     
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  22. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

     
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  23. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

     
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  24. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

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  25. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    At least for aggy, they have 2x better chance at the playoff than Baylor.
     
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  26. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 1,000+ Posts

    But still behind tceh.
     
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  27. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    Did you hear about the aggy that recently broke his leg playing golf?

    He fell off the ball washer!
     
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  28. Crockett

    Crockett 5,000+ Posts

    He was not as smart as his Aggie cousin who broke his arm in 3 places. That Aggie now avoids those places.
     
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  29. theiioftx

    theiioftx Sponsor Deputy

    We beat Bama in Tuscaloosa. Bring this post back when we don’t.
     
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  30. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    Report recently: aggy thought Ping-Pong was a venereal disease!
     
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