Trouble in Paradise?

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by Vol Horn 4 Life, Sep 8, 2022.

  1. skandor akbar

    skandor akbar 25+ Posts

    how about “Sheep Breeding 101”
     
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  2. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Bishop,

    My dad worked in a chemical plant for 48 years making synthetic rubber. He referred to them as "Aggie engineers; they can tell you how to do anything but can't do a damn thing themselves"
     
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  3. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    Don’t forget Aggies Don”r Lie Cheat or Steal 101. Followed by Lying, cheating and stealing like an Aggie 201
     
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  4. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

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  5. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

    You hate to see it……
     
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  6. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    Lol “ unbelievable”

    must be new to aggyland
     
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  7. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    Schlossnaggy got more incompetence than he bargained for.
     
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  8. guy4321

    guy4321 2,500+ Posts

    "What? You're supposed to catch foul balls?" - aggy
     
  9. das3603

    das3603 250+ Posts

    “But the ump said it was foul so i let it drop”
     
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  10. txhorn_et

    txhorn_et 1,000+ Posts

    That’s exactly where they learn about ‘foul’ balls.
     
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  11. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    Who? The sheep? Yes, the sheep learn first hand about foul balls and teeny tiny aggy penises.
     
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  12. Texadelphia

    Texadelphia 1,000+ Posts

    Pooooor aggy - another chance to out a trophy in the case and they aggy’d it up. Again.

    Another 2nd place banner to hang….so there’s that.
     
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  13. LonghornDave

    LonghornDave 1,000+ Posts

    If you're not first you're last
     
  14. cnb

    cnb 5,000+ Posts

     
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  15. NRHorn

    NRHorn 2,500+ Posts

    Breaking news- Aggie is having a Maroon Out.
    I do think that’s cool.
    However, the game is against Mississippi State.

    Let that sink in.
     
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  16. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    NR
    :clap:
    This is truly a can't make this stuff up happening.
     
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  17. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    Stupid is as aggy does.
     
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  18. NRHorn

    NRHorn 2,500+ Posts

    Yes- to shed some light on other possible Maroon Out games before the MSU choice:
    1.Auburn
    2. Bama
    3. S Carolina

    Why not Bama, you goofballs? It’s probably gonna be a nationally televised game! Boost the team, great for recruiting…

    Aggie is now saying they chose MSU to be ‘hospitable’
     
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  19. NRHorn

    NRHorn 2,500+ Posts

    Regarding the 2023 season;
    The SEC Championship Game will be played at Mercedes-Benz Stadium on December 2nd, and while the 13 other teams that call the conference home declined to include the contest on their published line-up of upcoming contests, Texas A&M decided to tempt fate by doing exactly that.
     
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  20. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    [​IMG]
     
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  21. LonghornDave

    LonghornDave 1,000+ Posts

    Momma says Maroon out is like a box of chocolates, you never know what kinda fan your gonna get.
     
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  22. El Torito

    El Torito 1,000+ Posts

    And two years before the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
     
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  23. Texadelphia

    Texadelphia 1,000+ Posts

    “Germans?

    Forget it….he’s on a roll”

    Great movie. “Fat, dumb and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

    “John Blutarsky - has no grade point average”
     
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  24. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    FLOUNDER: "You wrecked my car!"

    OTTER: "You ****** up, you trusted us!"
     
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  25. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

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  26. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 1,000+ Posts

    Hook 'Em Horns...Go 'Runners!!!!
     
  27. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    mc
    Sorry to be stupid but what is the context or critera for those spring ratings?
     
  28. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    DCTF ratings coming out this summer.
     
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  29. everette

    everette 250+ Posts

    They spread things around to sell more magazines; accuracy be damned!
     
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  30. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    Ah NOW I see the Dave Campbell Texas Football logo. Duh
    I was laughing too hard at poor aggy ranking
     

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