Using a Bidet

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by Dude, Jan 23, 2008.

  1. Dude

    Dude 1,000+ Posts

    I going to violate the saying "Don't knock until you try it" when it comes to the bidet. I just don't see how this device can accomplish its purpose. How is a stream of water going to get you clean? Then, not only are you not clean, you're soaking wet.
     
  2. kangsta

    kangsta 500+ Posts

    i would need a fire hose
     
  3. FondrenRoad

    FondrenRoad 1,000+ Posts

    The Japanese have perfected this. A separate bidet is stupid. A Japanese washlet has the bidet built into the toilet seat. More advanced models have driers and mp3 players. Like you I was skeptical and had tried a regular bidet at my aunt's house and was unimpressed. However, I came damn close to buying a washlet when I was in Japan. I just couldn't justify a $1200 toilet seat.
     
  4. capitalcity

    capitalcity 100+ Posts

    I too suspect Bidets can't accomplish the important after-job job they're designed to do. But being neither gay nor european, I have no real experience with the contraption in question.
     
  5. happy fun ball

    happy fun ball 100+ Posts

    Put me down as strongly bidet positive. I always wipe after just to be safe. I use them whenever available just because it's fun.
     
  6. Lat22

    Lat22 1,000+ Posts

    We had one in our villa in Cabo. Let me just say this. They are fabulous.
     
  7. rtchorn

    rtchorn 250+ Posts

    When I was in Egypt, we had a "washlet". It took a little time to get used to, but eventually I got used to it. In Egypt, their plumbing is not suited to handle toilet paper, so we had to put the paper in the garbage. Suffice to say, that was pretty disgusting. When I went to Japan, some of the toilets had so many gizmos, I couldn't figure out how to use the damn things.
     
  8. Beamwalker

    Beamwalker 250+ Posts

    My buddy was in Japan for a couple months for work a while back. The first pictures we were sent were about 20 of the toilet. It was the most amazing thing ever. I want one so bad.
     
  9. KaiserSoze

    KaiserSoze 250+ Posts

    Bidet = good.
     
  10. ShadowNinja

    ShadowNinja 100+ Posts

    I too have been to Europe and the bidet-lifestyle is quite insidious
     
  11. Hayden_Horn

    Hayden_Horn 1,000+ Posts

    i tried it a couple of times in japan. i wasn't wowed either way.
     
  12. CaptainEd

    CaptainEd 1,000+ Posts

    i must have really missed out when i was in italy and switzerland.....i just didn't want to spend the time figuring out how to use the thing. i will have to next time.
     
  13. RyanUTAustin

    RyanUTAustin 1,000+ Posts

    I have never used one but I would have to look at this as a practical matter.

    Water = cleaning
    Paper = mooshing
     
  14. Steel Shank

    Steel Shank 1,000+ Posts

    I'll have to ask my *******, but I have a sneaking suspicion he's going to say no.
     
  15. kangsta

    kangsta 500+ Posts

    My dad's bathroom had one when i was growing up. I found it to be ineffective. It just made my *** wet.
     
  16. TXSNOS

    TXSNOS 1,000+ Posts

    just pee in them like everyone else
     
  17. LITNIN HORN

    LITNIN HORN 1,000+ Posts

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  19. SuperG24

    SuperG24 100+ Posts

    Cleanliness is next to Godliness. You should always be prepared.
     
  20. Mrmyke709

    Mrmyke709 1,000+ Posts

    I use the 3 Shells.
     
  21. CaptainEd

    CaptainEd 1,000+ Posts

    haha....you eat a lot of taco bell too?
     
  22. flaco

    flaco 500+ Posts

    Wait, you mean those aren't water fountains. Oh hell.
     
  23. TrashMaster G

    TrashMaster G 250+ Posts

    Are you gusy talking about those little doggy water fountains they have in bathrooms in Europe?
     
  24. Horny04

    Horny04 100+ Posts

    Had one in my old house in Portugal, but never used it as I was a kid.

    Question though: Do they exclusively cleanse the anus, or can you clean off other parts...perhaps some that may get sweaty as the day rolls on? [​IMG]
     
  25. Idahorn2

    Idahorn2 250+ Posts

    We had a bidet for 3 years when I was a kid. (6-9 yrs) I used it as an alternative to the toilet pretty regularly; nothing that wouldn't go down the drain very easily, you understand.

    Are we all walking on eggs here?
     
  26. LITNIN HORN

    LITNIN HORN 1,000+ Posts

    [​IMG]

    bunch of *** wipes...... [​IMG]







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  27. Meursault

    Meursault 250+ Posts


     
  28. happy fun ball

    happy fun ball 100+ Posts

    Meursalt that's a pretty bad *** user name. Frankly, any gf who used a properly functioning warm bidet solely as a foot wash is unworthy of your attention.
     
  29. Not that Bob

    Not that Bob 500+ Posts

    I'll expose my ignorance. How, exactly, does one use one of these things? Since there is no standing water, and since they don't flush, but only drain, it seems that there would be tiny poo particles left in the bowl. Nasty. And then the gf washed her feet in it!? NASTY!

    Also, since there in no seat, do you just squat?

    How do you dry off? With the same towel you dry your face on the next morning? Nasty!

    Inquiring minds want to know.
     
  30. kangsta

    kangsta 500+ Posts

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