UT's Leading Rusher returning for senior season!!!

After being told he would be a first or second round pick, it's being reported that UT's leading rusher has changed his mind and has decided to return for his senior season!

Oh Happy Day! Jubilation and hand clapping!

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I hate you.

 

Two words: JACK - ***

 

Although I knew it was a scam due to the use of "Leading rusher" instead of an actual player's name, still, not cool man. Not cool.

 

Thats effed up. Good thing though, Vols should be able to lock up another solid 2nd or 3rd place finish in the SEC with that guy.

 

I wish I had more hands, so I could give your post four thumbs down.

 

THANK GOD this was a joke....

thought that would've cemented not getting D Scott.

 

No. No, man. ****, no, man. I believe you'd get your *** kicked sayin' something like that, man.

 

In other related news................

two Vols arrested

 

This piqued my interest until I saw who the poster was.

 

Anyone who was fooled by this needs to be slapped for not knowing that Ricky Williams is UT's leading rusher.

 

i hate, so much about the things that you choose to be

 

Yeah, with those two citations (hardly the same as arrests), we're just a couple of aggravated assaults and DUI's away from keeping up with the Joneses'.

 

I got really excited, then remembered we had a ***** Vol that posts on this site.

 

Delete this thread, seriously.

At first I knew it was BS but then had to click the link after reading the OP's statement!

 

I find it amusing that JC would be the other teams all-time leading rusher. I thought they had some stud RBs, but I guess not so much.

 

I wasn't fooled. I looked at who posted it before I clicked on the thread.

 

Don't they give the death penalty in Texas for crap like this?

 

I laughed, especially after reading the first line of the article:

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This thread blows

 

The other UT had a rusher?

 

[Steve Martin]You should die like pigs in Hell.[/Steve Martin]

 

You guys keep hiring Division II no-name coordinators and it won't matter who's coming back. In the meantime, good luck keeping up with the Jones' as we continue to cherry-pick the SEC's best...

 

Fire, meet AstroVol...

AstroVol, Fire.

 

Knox, I know your comment is tongue in cheek, but I have really like what I've heard from this Dave Clawson guy so far. He seems like a very sharp guy and has had success everywhere he's gone. Fulmer interviewed a number of much bigger names, so he had to see something special with this guy. And BTW, he was the HC at 1-AA (not D2) Richmond, not just an OC.

And what is this "another solid 2nd or 3rd place finish in the SEC" business? The Vols came within a gnat's pecker of winning the their conference against the eventual national champion; was Texas ever even in the hunt?

 

Was Texas ever in the hunt?

Hell it's the offseason. We are always in the hunt.

 

[Steve Martin]You son of a motherless goat!!