We Officially Request the Following......

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by LonghornCatholic, Jun 14, 2020.

  1. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

    Here at Hornfans, we live by the saying, “What starts here is uphauling.”

    The role of a sponsoring poster at Hornfans brings with it the responsibilities beyond that of the average poster. We are expected to serve as ambassadores, it is our duty to utilize our keyboard and role as posters on the internet to push for change to the benefit of the entire Hornfans community. We aim to hold Dion accountable to a higher standard by not only asking him to keep his promise of condemning trolls on this forum, but to go beyond this by taking action to make Hornfans more comfortable and inclusive for the know-it-all posters that has fervently annoyed this forum.

    On behalf of the Hornfans sponsoring posters, we ask to have the following issues addressed through implementaion or a plan for implementation at the start of Dia de Los Muertos. We will continue to post, like, complain, troll, and poop on posts, but without official commitment from Dion we will not be participating in polls or prediction contests. We are asking our fellow non sponsoring posters to stand with us.

    We officially requests the following:

    A Forum dedicated to all things Air Supply.
    The replacement of mousepads with PS5s.
    A statue of the Blessed Mother on a banner.
    An outreach program for trolls.
    Donate 0.5% of annual earning to the Knights of Columbus.
    Lifting the requirement of posters to stay on topic.
     
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  2. theiioftx

    theiioftx Sponsor Deputy

    Seconded.
     
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  3. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    Air Supply? I'd prefer Barry Manilow.
     
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  4. Driver 8

    Driver 8 Amor Fati

    Non-sponsors expect something for nothing and are satisfied to have their HF entertainment subsidized by the productive class
    Can we talk about Michael Bolton or maybe y'all can't handle the sweet sexy ballad [*gently slaps own buttocks in a provocative way]
     
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  5. George Bailey

    George Bailey No beans in my chili, thank you

    As long as there aren't fish Fridays I'm good with all of this.
     
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  6. Chinstrap

    Chinstrap 1,000+ Posts

    Fish Fridays are the only thing good that could come out of this. Fried with pups only.
     
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  7. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

    I’m a man of reason. That’s why I Bingo wasn’t mentioned.
     
  8. Driver 8

    Driver 8 Amor Fati

    I'm gonna need tartar sauce and there will be no debate on this
     
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  9. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    Oh that's IT! If you're not a red sauce man, we are DONE!
     
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  10. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    SN,

    I agree. I always suspected that 8 discriminated against cocktail sauce.
     
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  11. Vol Horn 4 Life

    Vol Horn 4 Life Good Bye To All The Rest!

    Don't tell me there are saucists on this board!
     
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  12. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    I knew something was wrong the moment I found HF....
    It all makes sense now.
    The whole history of HF is patently Saucist and I aim to prove it.
     
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  13. seb44

    seb44 250+ Posts

    :beertoast:Funny I am sitting here reading this as I finish off the last pieces of Fried Catfish and pups from my every Friday night happy hour and fish fry in my garage.
    No tarter or red sauce. Spicy Whataburger ketchup only.
    :e-hookem:
     
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  14. Driver 8

    Driver 8 Amor Fati

    All sauces matter
     
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  15. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    If HF won't make at least a % financial commitment to ASM I'm outta here.

    Dion???
     
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  16. OrangeShogun

    OrangeShogun 500+ Posts

    I think I read somewhere that Driver 8 invented tartar sauce while wearing a milk mustache.
     
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  17. George Bailey

    George Bailey No beans in my chili, thank you

    I guess I could go fish on Fridays if there's sauce, doesn't matter which 'cause I don't really see color. I'll just have to move my Bob Armstrong and Knockouts back a day in the rotation. You pious ********.
     
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  18. Dionysus

    Dionysus Idoit Admin

    It’s the least we can do
     
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  19. Dionysus

    Dionysus Idoit Admin

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  20. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

    This place is filled with Saucists who think this is a joke.

    But I live by the mantra, Dion: I'll give you my cocktail sauce when you pry from my cold, dead hands (or when you fry it up on Fridays!).
     
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  21. IvanDiabloHorn

    IvanDiabloHorn 1,000+ Posts

    Is ketchup a proper sauce or considered an untouchable in the sauce caste system?
     
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  22. Chinstrap

    Chinstrap 1,000+ Posts

    Aggie!
     
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  23. Hoop

    Hoop 500+ Posts

    The spicy Whataburger ketchup is a proper sauce imo. It has high fructose corn syrup so you know it's good.
     
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  24. BevoJoe

    BevoJoe 10,000+ Posts

    WINNER!!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!
     
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  25. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    Gotta' love some Hornfans humor, right?
     
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  26. VYFan

    VYFan 2,500+ Posts

    My life had almost dipped into a DMZ (demoralized zone), but now, it's back up and running. :vy:
     
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  27. EDT

    EDT 1,000+ Posts

    All sauces matter.
    NOPE! I am moving on to better now. Can you say Popcorn?
    :popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:
     
  28. 4th_floor

    4th_floor Dude, where's my laptop?

    Sorry, but preventing a forum dedicated to Air Supply is my hill to die on.
     
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  29. Olehornfan

    Olehornfan 2,500+ Posts

    Being half Cajun I have to have a sauce for everything and I make them all. Fish must have tartar sauce, shrimp red and crawfish need my secret sauce. Any sauce on a steak should be illegal.
     
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  30. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    That depends if you were attempting to put said sauce on a steak or not.
     

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