All of a sudden out of total darkness and complete silence there was a big bang and all matter started to spread throughout the universe. At some point Earth evolved and humans populated the planet to form civilizations which spread out around this blue marble. Eventually, they all settled and developed nations. Within one of these nations, citizens fought and died for their freedom to form the United States of America...arguably one of the greatest ever seen. There was a time in the universe where black holes reigned as supreme overlord and sucked everything in its path into its inner core, destroying it. The amount of suckage that black holes possessed was on an unimaginable scale until one day the University of Oklahoma was founded and said to the black holes of the universe..."Hold my beer."