Week 8 Prediction Thread...Shana Na Na...Texas vs BYE

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  1. militaryhorn

    militaryhorn Prediction Contest Guru

    Sark, the offensive genius that he is, will implement a new philosophy this week. Based off the previous two weeks, he has decided that Texas will go up triple digits by the end of the first half. BYE won't know what hit them. Unbeknownst to Sark, Coach K decided that he doesn't like to win games by triple digits and game plans a defense that employs all walk-ons from the stands to make it a fair competition in the second half.

    Despite the effort of Sark and the offense by running consecutive 1 yd gains up the middle every play to burn clock, BYE comes back in the second half with an unbelievable streak of 20 third and longs and runs of 99, 87, 76, 97, 69, 55, 78 for scores and bombs of 87, 90, 59, 88, 83, 91, 56, 93 for scores, Texas loses in the final seconds. BYE's win streak continues against Texas.

    Texas - 100
    BYE - 101
     
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  2. mb227

    mb227 5,000+ Posts

    Quite honestly, I don't believe this defense is CAPABLE of holding anyone scoreless for an entire game. That said, I also don't believe that the offense will do much against the vaunted BYE defensive...they are scary good.

    In order to avoid risking injury, I expect Bijan will be held back. No carries on the field against BYE. But he's cool with it and won't rush to the portal.

    I'm calling this a complete push...BOTH sides fail to score. And after yesterday's shellacking, the Vegas books rejoice since they had this game as a PK, so this one also knocks out a ton of parlays that had a TIES LOSE rule.

    'horns ZERO
    BYE ZERO
     
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  3. caryhorn

    caryhorn 5,000+ Posts

    You guys are Debbie downers!! Sark has patched the O line and K has done the same on defense. Horns roll Bye so impressively that they will be ranked ahead of UTSA!!
    "Happy days are here again"
    Horns 17 (bye's D is nothing to sneeze at)
    BYE 0 (Horn D rises to the occasion)
     
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  4. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    Pretty sure Sark has learned his lesson and will change his approach this week.
    I expect BYE to go up early and big..which will really surprise them..then Sark will have the guys ready to turn it on and catch them off guard once they relax.
    They'll never know what hit them...and their fans are gonna be so pissed.

    BYE. 5
    Not Texas 6
     
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  5. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    The BYE kickoff is at 11am so you you know the Horns will start fast and get an early lead....

    However, BYE is stacked with talent and will wear down the Horns in the 4th quarter.

    So I'm makin the smart pick this week - BYE by 1.
     
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  6. mb227

    mb227 5,000+ Posts

    You DID drink the flavor-aide...this Texas squad is NOT scoring, thus making your margin of one an impossibility. Not even THE BINDER is putting points on the board. I'm telling you...that BYE squad is really, really good. Do you realize they have NEVER lost a game? EVER! Even the vaunted W-sips cower in fear. And you think Texas is scoring on them?

    IDOIT!

    Ok, maybe the all caps were uncalled for since you DID finally tell us about the #LetsGoBrandon chant, which was something that left us gruntled.
     
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  7. dukesteer

    dukesteer 5,000+ Posts

    Sark implements a new strategy. Even though the game starts at 11:00, BYE will be unopposed for the first 20 minutes. So when Texas shows up — technically mid-2nd Quarter, they will only need to play a 40 minute game. This has worked very well for Texas over the past two weeks.

    While at the half the score will be BYE 49, Texas 21, the final score will be Texas 70, BYE 56.
     
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  8. militaryhorn

    militaryhorn Prediction Contest Guru

    Bet the house on BYE @mb227
     
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  9. EMJ426

    EMJ426 100+ Posts

    Zero
    Zero
    But we win practice!!!
     
  10. EDT

    EDT 1,000+ Posts

    Can we only pick the 1st half? :facepalm:
     
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  11. NJlonghorn

    NJlonghorn 1,000+ Posts

    You think HE drank the Kool-Aid?!?

    Horns 99
    Bye 3

    I’m … not … giving … up.
     
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  12. LousianaHorn

    LousianaHorn Kabong

    Horns 2
    Bye 0

    Covid concerns keep the Bye's from showing up!
     
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  13. 2003TexasGrad

    2003TexasGrad OSU Game Prediction Champion

    I'd predict Jordan Whittington gets injured but he's already out. Doch!
     
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  14. 2003TexasGrad

    2003TexasGrad OSU Game Prediction Champion

    Also from my success last week predicting the game, I believe Bye will win 27-24 after we once again blow a 21 point lead in the 3rd quarter.
     
  15. txhorn_et

    txhorn_et 500+ Posts

    I asked Curly Bill Brocius to predict this one. He smirked, gave a small laugh, and after a second or two he said, “Well, Bye!”
     
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  16. mb227

    mb227 5,000+ Posts

    Vegas wouldn't book it...I broke them taking the BYE over the Jets last weekend.
     
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  17. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

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  18. HornHuskerDad

    HornHuskerDad 5,000+ Posts

    There are rumors that Bye is being hit hard by COVID and might have to forfeit. If so -
    Texas 1
    Bye 0
     
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  19. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    It's Friday eve....

    Neither, @Bill in Sinton nor I should have to point out to you the Horns are taking on BYE Saturday.

    I hope all y'all are getting your focusness on!
     
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  20. ronich

    ronich 100+ Posts

    Texas 347 - Bye - 18 through first 3 Quarters

    Final score: Texas: 347 - Bye: 354
     
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  21. old65horn

    old65horn 1,000+ Posts

    Horns 23
    Bye 31
     
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  22. humahuma

    humahuma 500+ Posts

    UT vs bye game time set at 11am again.
     
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  23. HornHuskerDad

    HornHuskerDad 5,000+ Posts

    I can't find the TV listing in the Dallas Morning News - which channel is carrying the game? :)
     
  24. Run Pincher

    Run Pincher 1,000+ Posts

    Can anyone post the score. I'm not able to watch, out in the middle on nowhere.
     
  25. mb227

    mb227 5,000+ Posts

    I'm hearing reports of a defensive struggle in sloppy weather...zero-zero at last report, almost to the fourth quarter.
     
  26. Vol Horn 4 Life

    Vol Horn 4 Life 5,000+ Posts

    Did we win? Last time I checked in we hadn't scored yet but neither had they.
     
  27. LonghornDave

    LonghornDave 1,000+ Posts

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