Where do you wear your sunglasses?

I usually wear mine covering my eyes or on top of my head and find that to be a rather conventional way to wear them.

why do people wear them on their forehead? around their neck either forward or backward?

 

They must be the same people that wear jorts!!

 

The only place mine will stay when I'm not wearing them is on my head.

 

Had mine built in to my prescription lenses.

Transitions are allsome.

 

Steal Shank wears his when he's grocery shopping, in elevators, at the mall, etc. It shows people how ******* cool he is.

 

....at the sandwich shop?

 

It depends. Am I the host of 'Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives'?

 

At night.

So I can
So I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes.

 

Other than over my eyes, I put them in a shirt pocket or hook them over the top shirt button when I don't have a pocket. If I have a hat, I have to put them upside down on the brim - it may be douchier, but for my sunglasses they are more stable upside down.

 

forward/around the neck

didnt know that was a problem

 

On my dog's ***, just above his tail. Then I videotape it and send it in to America's Funniest Home Videos because my dog's *** looks like a human face with a wriggling nose, and I want money!

 

i dont care for the look of on the head.

 

I wear them all the time because my future is so bright, I've gotta wear shades.

 

I wear them or put them backwards on my neck and cinch the croakies down to keep them there.