Who You Got?

[Run Pincher]

My order:
Leavitt
Bondi
Luna
Habba

Results:

• Bondi​

  Votes: 4 (28.6%)

• Leavitt​

  Votes: 3 (21.4%)

• Habba​

  Votes: 5 (35.7%)

• Luna​

  Votes: 2 (14.3%)

My last has the most votes! What? You guys got dead Democrats voting in here too?

No, Nancy Pelosi would be the write in winner.

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

Or her.

 

[guy4321]

No, Nancy Pelosi would be the write in winner.

It is good we aren't doing the D version of this.

Behold <trigger warning>

A)

B)

C)

D)

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

I'm beginning to wonder if the Democrat party exists primarily to provide a place where unattractive liberal women can feel some sense of belonging.

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

Or perhaps just unattractive women who then learn they must always follow the party dogma to retain that sense of belonging.

 

[guy4321]

That's a little chunky for my tastes.

That's the best part, because you know she'll never veto the steakhouse suggestion for a vegan restaurant on date night.

 

[VYFan]

A O Cortez has many drawbacks, but she is an attractive woman.

And for the main poll, my answer might be different if it was “who you got for a (hypothetical) hour,” compared to “who you got as a (hypothetical) significant other?”

I picked Habba under the second interpretation….

If we start talking about who is holding a (hypothetical) thong, Luna would be a better thong-holder.

 

[Run Pincher]

It is good we aren't doing the D version of this.

Behold <trigger warning>

A)

B)

C)

D)

Why did I have to have spaghetti for lunch??

 

[Mr. Deez]

Anyone else surprised that garmel kept quiet on this one? He must have been very conflicted.

 

[Mr. Deez]

If we're talking about Dems,

AOC
Sara Jacobs
Kirsten Synema

Other than AOC, none of them are in a class with the Republicans mentioned, but they're not bad. Most of us wouldn't kick them out of bed.

 

[guy4321]

Anyone else surprised that garmel kept quiet on this one? He must have been very conflicted.

He has until April 30 to cast his ballot. I simply presumed he was conducting "additional research" on the topic before voting.

 

[Facing Addiction]

He has until April 30 to cast his ballot. I simply presumed he was conducting "additional research" on the topic before voting.

He's waiting for e) All of the above

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

He's waiting for e) All of the above

At the same time.

 

[Dionysus]

At the same time.

Would he survive that? I mean it’s good if he can ya know.

 

[Garmel]

Would he survive that? I mean it’s good if he can ya know.

Well, I am getting up there in years.

There would be a need for Viagra at the very least.

 

[Mr. Deez]

Well, I am getting up there in years.

There would be a need for Viagra at the very least.

My guess - Two of them? No problem. Three? Pushing the limits. All four? Not a chance without the blue pill.

 

[Garmel]

Something like that.

 

[Mr. Deez]

Do you get to make the baby with Anna Paulina Luna AND get $5,000?

 

[guy4321]

I hope the parents would have to be married for a while first. More babies are only better if both parents are willing to do the work raising. We've got plenty of single moms already.

 

[Mr. Deez]

I hope the parents would have to be married for a while first. More babies are only better if both parents are willing to do the work raising. We've got plenty of single moms already.

And this is the problem I have with Elon Musk's lifestyle. Be a father, not just a sperm machine.

 

[Driver 8]

Buzz kill

 

[guy4321]

Buzz kill

Fair point. Here's Alina looking at her favorite voter from this post.

 

[Mr. Deez]

Buzz kill

As Rodney Dangerfield said, "the best thing about kids is making them."

 

[guy4321]

The poll closes later today, but we've got a new challenger, and the NFL (at least one employee of it) agrees

 

[lkainer]