If you drive a company truck, and there's a big 'ol number on the back....don't tailgate my ***. Someone from Christianson Air Conditioning is going to have a discussion with Rita from Human Resources this afternoon.
^ Are you kidding, our guys get their butts chewed out if they drive like morons. I got his truck number after he blew past me on the access road. Digital camera FTW.
No he was man, it was a really great move. He was inverted. Miguelito, that is the closest I have ever come to spitting a drink on my computer.
oh. my freaking god.... that is the new funniest thing I have ever read on HF. Thats something to be proud of.
Ha ha, sports fans! I'm glad you liked that one as much as me. I'll be honest: at first I was gonna say something about "I'll hit the brakes, he'll fly right by." But before I started typing, the inverted line came to me and I lol'd. I even did the little hand gesture that goes with it.
I know i'm going to show my idoitness, but I am lost on that phrase. Can someone point this lost soul in the right direction so that i may lol.
It's a Top Gun reference. Charlie: So lieutenant, where exactly were you? Maverick: Well, we... Goose: Thank you. Maverick: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him. Charlie: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him? Maverick: Because I was inverted. Iceman: [coughs whilst saying] ********. Goose: No he was man, it was a really great move. He was inverted. Charlie: You were in a 4g inverted dive with a MiG28? Maverick: Yes ma'am. Charlie: At what range? Maverick: Um, about 2 meters. Goose: It was actually about 1 and a half I think. It was 1 and a half, I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be 1 and a half. Maverick: Was a nice picture. Goose: Thanks. Charlie: Eh lieutenant, what were you doing there? Goose: Communicating. Maverick: Communicating. Keeping up foriegn relations. You know, giving him the bird! Goose: [Charlie looks puzzled, so Goose clarifies] You know, the finger [gestures apprpriately] Charlie: Yes, I know the finger, Goose. Goose: I-I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that, I'm sorry. Excuse me.
Brasky's post = 5 stars. The rest of this thread, outside of one pretty solid comment, is to 5 stars as OU is to does not suck.
this is why i read hornfans. people have asked me why, and previously, have had no satisfactory answer. brasky's post: dominance
Thanks Brasky-- that was hilarious. You too Miguelito. Mrmyke709, can you post the picture? I want to call them too.
