Words / Language We Use on HornFans

Discussion in 'In The Stands' started by WorsterMan, May 21, 2015.

  1. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    We always have new members that join the flock so many of them are not aware of some of the esoteric words, spellings, phrases, quotes and language we have a long history of using. These came in various ways all the way from SpiderAg, from events on other boards, funny stories, simple typos or HornFans urban dictionary.

    Since this is the off season, I am home sick today but have my laptop in bed to kill time I thought I would start a thread to take the newbies to school.

    So here is a start to the list, please feel free to add to this or correct me if I misstate any of these:

    Worthless without Pics
    Tim & Omar's Apartment
    I've Seen Hotter on Campus
    Mack on a Cell Phone
    Did you know Colt & Shipley were roommates?
    Shocked and Chagrined
    RC Didn't Offer
    Sally's Cookies
    Can you help me with this?
    How Big are his forearms?
    Greg Davis is the Albatross
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  2. Mesohorny

    Mesohorny 1,000+ Posts

    water under the dam
    the Gap kid
    orange slices for everyone
    List Eater
    Stoopes hates puppies and Jesus
    Jim Rome's rant about VY
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  3. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    This thread sits well with me.
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  4. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    Sneezy (Beltran)
    Baaaaaaaaa means NO!
    Meat Judgin'
    Lamb carcusses
    Blocking Sled
    sand aggie
    ou sucks
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  5. Godz40acres

    Godz40acres Happy Feller

    One of my favz!

    Ewe may feel sheepish saying it, but it's necessary with an aggy.
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  6. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

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  7. mb227

    mb227 5,000+ Posts

    what? no wheat aggy in there?

    damn...next thing you will also come out in support of those insipid w-sips
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  8. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    Fayettenam is one of personal favorites

    So noted:
    saw terriers legs off
    wheat aggie

    Also, a few others:
    corn aggie
    okie lite
    clap clap clap
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  9. NBHorn7

    NBHorn7 Pimp Daddy

    I am not "gruntled" that these have been left out:

    The great hatred of OU, by Larry T. Spider.
    The way Mira Sorvino can manipulate an ice cream cone, like nobody else.
    That Natalie, the USC cheerleader, is a closet UT fan, throughout time, and all over the world.
    That señor comrade loop snek, is just one person, who seeks an exotic princess, and has more posts, than there are students at UT.
    The adventures of Spider Ag.
    That the best "hot dog" ever eaten, at a tailgate, was named Rusty.
    That all games are blacked out in Bandera.
    Bob Stoops hates all things good in the world.

    So in summation, "all your Hornfansisms, are belong to me."
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  10. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    This thread made my wee.
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  11. BurntOrangeOnly

    BurntOrangeOnly 500+ Posts

    if i weren't crying from laughing so hard, I'd try to contribute to this thread. Where's my tissue?
  12. snek

    snek 500+ Posts

    Gruntled. As in, this thread gruntles me.
  13. NBHorn7

    NBHorn7 Pimp Daddy

    I am disgruntled at snek, as in, I mentioned gruntled above, he's off his meds again. :smile1:
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  14. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    How could I forget the Bill in Sinton threads before games and this gem:


    As for gruntled, all your gruntleness are belong to us and sits well with me.
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  15. NBHorn7

    NBHorn7 Pimp Daddy

    Are you a Simms apologist or an Applewhite cultist?

    If you don't know these, your an "idoit."
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  16. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

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  17. snek

    snek 500+ Posts

    Who can forget the adventures of SpiderAg?! Swinging gate.
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  18. Horn87

    Horn87 1,000+ Posts

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  19. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

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  20. NBHorn7

    NBHorn7 Pimp Daddy

    "I can haz," a regional in baseball now.
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  21. Dionysus

    Dionysus Admin Admin

    I sweater gawd this is a great thread.
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  22. snek

    snek 500+ Posts

    Games being blocked out in Marfa (or somewhere else).
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  23. Dionysus

    Dionysus Admin Admin


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  24. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    I had a Whataburger with Cheese today.
  25. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    I am thinking about Taco Cabana for lunch on Wed.
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  26. caryhorn

    caryhorn 5,000+ Posts

    Torche's Taco's for me.
  27. NBHorn7

    NBHorn7 Pimp Daddy

    I post this because I can and to let the señor comrade loop snek explain himself, in my, I mean his own words, why he is a Hornfans icon to the unaware. It came from a thread, that started about Madonna, but took a strange turn and should have been a classic.


    Once again, as I had the honor to do, on page 4, of that should have been classic thread. I give what has become the timeless, "Rant OF Señor Comrade Loop and now add snek.

    It still brings a tear to my eye and yet also a smile. It also contains many of the phrases mentioned on this thread, so it's even more timely now. :smile1:
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    Last edited: May 26, 2015
  28. snek

    snek 500+ Posts

  29. snek

    snek 500+ Posts

    That is hilarious. Loved it then, love it now.
  30. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    Ah yes, the torment of the HF icon senor comrade loop aka snek continues!

    The "Racy Madonna Photos" thread should have been added to the Classics.
    Last edited: May 27, 2015

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