Work jerk of the year?

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by ptownhorn, Jan 22, 2008.

  1. ptownhorn

    ptownhorn 1,000+ Posts

    One of my coworkers had a dead battery and another coworker used his jumper cables to get his car started

    Convo goes like this.

    "hey man, thanks for the jump"

    "no problem...........why don't you just throw me 20 bucks"

    "what? Are you serious?"

    "well, they are my jumper cables"


    He offered to buy him lunch but refused to pay him $20 They have both worked together for two years
     
  2. SubliminalHorn

    SubliminalHorn 500+ Posts

    In would have thrown a coke on him then said, hey the jerk store called, they're running out of you!
     
  3. Mike_Tyson

    Mike_Tyson 500+ Posts

    I would have opened the door for him and said, "There. We're even."
     
  4. irishtexan

    irishtexan 100+ Posts


     
  5. LostinTime

    LostinTime 25+ Posts

    Well then .Should have taken out a twenty and torn it in half hand him half and say when you kiss my *** you can have the other half.
     
  6. Luke Duke

    Luke Duke 1,000+ Posts

    He wins. Close the thread.
     
  7. ptownhorn

    ptownhorn 1,000+ Posts

    thats funny
     
  8. kangsta

    kangsta 500+ Posts

    what a douche pump
     
  9. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden 500+ Posts

    Norhtloop's post is the hardest I've laughed at anything on here in a long time.
     
  10. GHoward

    GHoward 2,500+ Posts

    In the guys defense, we don't know the back story here. He probably just lost 400bucks betting on the Cowboys or something, and was trying to recoup his losses.
    Thats the .0001% of the time case. 99.9999% he is just a jerk.
     
  11. Jive_Turkey

    Jive_Turkey 1,000+ Posts

    [Fred G.] How 'bout I give you 5 across the lips? [/Sanford]
     
  12. KC-97HORN

    KC-97HORN 500+ Posts

    damn I really think you should have had the guy throw a Coke at his nuts....

    That really takes the case for ******* of the week.
     
  13. EuroHorn

    EuroHorn 2,500+ Posts

    He should have clipped them onto his nuts and jump started his brain.
     
  14. shotgun427

    shotgun427 250+ Posts

    Holy crap. How do you even react in that situation? The 'are you serious' line is about where I'd of gone. What an ***.
     
  15. ShadowNinja

    ShadowNinja 100+ Posts


     
  16. KaiserSoze

    KaiserSoze 250+ Posts

    Wow... what a dick.
     
  17. Bevo5

    Bevo5 1,000+ Posts

    BBQ Bandit.

    not even close.
     
  18. PhatAtUT

    PhatAtUT 100+ Posts

    that's almost too ridiculous to believe if he was actually serious.
     
  19. hornbanger

    hornbanger 25+ Posts

    i missed the bbq bandit---> explanation>
     
  20. HornsN04

    HornsN04 500+ Posts

  21. TrashMaster G

    TrashMaster G 250+ Posts


     

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