When I meet up with my friend from WVA to go to the game together, at some point I am going to stop, look him in the eye and say Tom - did you forget something? When he says: what? etc. etc. I will reply: your couch, a couch, a couch to burn after the game! He will LOL
W-Man, ask him about the rowdy people at their home games and how they treat visitors and then compare it to how he will be treated in comparison.