Discussion in 'On The Field' started by LonghornCatholic, Sep 14, 2018.

  1. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Romantic Catholic

    What would you do, Horn Fans?

    I've got front row to Air Supply (don't judge. you know nothin bout makin love out of nothing at all) concert Saturday night.

    Concert or watch the game? I'mma be pissed if I miss concert for another Herman debacle.

    Whats a fella to do?

    PS........... man card turned in.
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  2. utxhorns32

    utxhorns32 25+ Posts

    Who gets tickets to a concert on a Saturday during football season. The first thing I do is check the schedule. :facepalm: I would record the game the way the season has gone.
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  3. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Romantic Catholic

    I’m leaning that way. Wifey bought the tix without checking.
  4. moondog_LFZ

    moondog_LFZ 1,000+ Posts

    Air Supply. haha :)
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  5. dukesteer

    dukesteer 2,500+ Posts

    Well, I hope that the “air supply” doesn’t go out of the building (as in DKR) early tomorrow night.

    BTW, are you guys guaranteeing decent weather? (Please...)
  6. Dionysus

    Dionysus Ok Cool. Hook ’Em! Admin

    Are you all out of love or wut?
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  7. 4th_floor

    4th_floor Winning isn't everything; it's the only thing.

    1. DVR the game.
    2. Sell your AS tix and buy some cheap hooch with proceeds.
    3. Drink cheap hooch to the point of semi-consciousness. Uber home.
    4. Watch DVR'd game. Pause to throw up because of cheap hooch, USC TDs as a result of unfair jet sweep plays, or Ellinger interceptions. You should probably keep a bucket nearby.
    5. Finish the game using FFWD if necessary.
    6. Drink a lot of water.
    7. Go to bed.
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  8. easy

    easy 2,500+ Posts

    If you enjoy enjoying your wife you better take your but to that concert
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  9. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    Easy has it right.
    She bought the tickets. the decision was made for you.
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  10. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    Air Supply?

    LC: Turn in man card now OR screw the tix and promises to wifey to take her... stay home, drink said hooch, watch the game and be miserable with the Horns loss like the rest of us HF sumbitches!!
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  11. Vol Horn 4 Life

    Vol Horn 4 Life 5,000+ Posts

    Go to the nearest electronics store and buy the smallest bluetooth earphone you can find if you dont already have one. Before leaving for the concert make sure you figure out a way to video stream the game on your phone while simultaneously telling your wife how excited your are to see the concert. You know, nostalgia....bringing back your youth or some crap like that. Really pump her up.

    Go to the concert and audio stream the game through the ear piece making sure its on the opposite ear as your wife. If the game is going well, suddenly get an upset stomache, rush to the bathroom, find a stall and cue up the video stream. Repeat as necessary apologizing to your wife profusely for leaving her alone for 10-15 minutes at a time because you have a serious case of the poos. She'll feel sorry for you, but wouldn't consider leaving the concert to babysit you because it's Air Supply. Insist she stays to enjoy herself.

    Now you get the best of both worlds and might get lucky as the sickness passes later that night because you sacrificed watching Texas vs USC for her.

    You're welcome and let me know how it goes! Hook 'Em!
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  12. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Romantic Catholic

    For Herman? Yep.
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  13. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    It sounds to me like Vol Horn 4 Life has done this before?!
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  14. Vol Horn 4 Life

    Vol Horn 4 Life 5,000+ Posts

    How do you think I have a wife and an Executive Ranch? I figure things out. :smokin:
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  15. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Romantic Catholic

    Awesome stuff right there :bow:
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  16. Dionysus

    Dionysus Ok Cool. Hook ’Em! Admin

    My inner child is still giggling at this
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  17. Creek

    Creek 500+ Posts

    I didn't know people listened to Air Supply. Plus 3 points admitting all this. Minus 10 points agreeing to see Air Supply on USC game day ( we all knew it was gonna be a night game).
    Plus 8 points and watch the horns. You still have time to save face.
    Minus 4 points actually going to Air Supply...
    My thoughts
  18. bystander

    bystander 5,000+ Posts

    Your opening post is so over the top funny that whatever you decide I personally will hand your man card BACK TO YOU!
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  19. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    Her own fault.
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  20. AC

    AC 250+ Posts

    Dude, Air Supply? If it were U2 or REM (not even possible) I would go to the concert. But I digress. I like what Vol Horn said. Take his advise, he knows.
    If you do have an "illness" use this reason for it. It was caused by high levels of stress and lack of sex. Worked for me last night!
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  21. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 5,000+ Posts

    At least you will have something to hold over her head. Of course that only works when she has something on you, but it should make you feel good for about as long as it takes to read this reply.
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  22. horninchicago

    horninchicago 2,500+ Posts

    I'm an airline pilot. I was planning to come down for the game. We suck. Therefore, I picked up a high paying trip this weekend. i'll be in the air between Cincinnati and Denver and will watch the game on my iPad later.

    So, go to the concert.
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  23. HornHuskerDad

    HornHuskerDad 2,500+ Posts

    Passing along a bit of advice from what I've learned in 49+ years of marriage - Learn to say "Yes, Dear," and do as you're told.
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  24. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 5,000+ Posts

    Some people on this board are such amateurs.

    Next time, buy tickets to the AirSupply (or whomever) concert in some great location like RedRocks or Tampa (think Indian Beach Marriott) on a non game date. You get to go to the game, she gets her concert in a better environment. and YOU are golden for six months.
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  25. TxnByBirth

    TxnByBirth 1,000+ Posts

    If it was Steve Perry Journey I could totally get on board. But Air Supply.....I'd be watching the game.
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  26. horninchicago

    horninchicago 2,500+ Posts

    I watched the "game" last week that Texas eked out a win in. In the Game Thread I posted a clip of Homer Simpson at a soccer game yelling, "BOOORING!!"

    It's true. Air Supply, hell, a Lawrence Welk cover band, would be more exciting than the craptastic, superiorly trained, physical, fighting Hermans.

    Go to the concert.
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  27. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Romantic Catholic

    A few of you underestimate these two Aussies.

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  28. horninchicago

    horninchicago 2,500+ Posts

    ^^^^Definitely more exciting than the current Texas football product.

    Edit: Or a Lawrence Welk cover band. Pretty damn good!
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  29. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada Liquor Man

    You left out:
    5A. Release your frustrations and negative feelings all over the HornFans board in a semi-coherent rage using thread titles like " Herman is an idiot" or "Fire Herman now!"...
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  30. militaryhorn

    militaryhorn I've Been Working on the Railroad...

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