X on the Twitters this morning

What is up. Somebody have the secret code?

 

Maybe they all plan to sign on the X?

 

Well, counting today there's ten days to signing day. If they tweet a "IX" tomorrow then we'll have some idea on that.

 

Solid theory. Let’s go with it.

 

I see it as crossing off an item on a "to do" list.

 

Or ten silent commits? Ha... trying to remain positive.

 

I saw those last night. Probably just related to x-files

 

Quitting football to train for X-games.

 

Tenth silent commit?

 

Come on people. THINK. We can get to the bottom of this mystery.

 

You guys are way off.
Committed to their purity. Hence X, instead of XXX

 

Mike Roach on HornSports said the following:

'I spoke to one of them (OUR RECRUITS). It means nothing, they were just having some fun."

 

Well that's no fun for us at all

 

I have heard talk that it is for the X in teXas but who knows who started that rumor

 

Fun for them to see how much they stir up a bunch of people dying for tidbits of info.

 

And if it was a secret code/pledge between these guys, I'm sure they'd tell an outsider from a sports media outlet (Horns Sports) what it really meant.

That said, I agree they're likely messing with the fanboy adult twitter stalkers. Playing a game to get everyone wildly guessing at a simple symbol.

These recruits know they're leading grown men around by their johnsons with every tweet.

 

I got it!! They're going to meet up and go see some X rated nudie movies...LHCatholic hit on this above...I think.

 

The truth is out there, for $9.95 you can know it. Send remittance to "The Lone Gunmen Recruiting Report."

This is run by three shady characters on this board and another nameless Hornfans poster that smokes all the time.

I can only reveal their identities, after safely taking up residence in Godz40acres NSA-proof bunker.

 

This is more mysterious than the silent commits.

 

You guys and gals are pathetic, like teenage girls. (I know. I have a 16 year old granddaughter.) "On fleck." "On point." "On Blitzen..." Geez. Get a life!



(Dionysus, if you check to see how many times per day/hour/minute
I am checking this site for an update from Godz40, Joe Fan or Jarakris, please don't let anyone know. I will be discredited.)

 

Uh, Dukesteer, its 10:30 pm and I am checking this site. And you were 12 minutes ago. This IS our life. And hey, you have to admit, its not that bad.

Just send the $9.95 to NBHORN like the rest of us and get the low down scoop. Not only that but you get a free weekend in your choice of the NSA bunker or the tent I have on the ledge. Personally, I'd recommend the ledge. The view is outstanding.

 

The Hooked X....

 

Duke, what happens on Hornfans stays on Hornfans.

 

Good News!

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So send your paperwork and remittance right away to the shameless NBHorn7 to enter the drawing!

 

Do not mock any service that involves the mysterious "smoking Horn."

He has a past as hazy, as the smoke cloud that surrounds him. Some say he was in the military, after ROTC at UT. Then he was plucked by the CIA and became a powerful figure there.

Secretly his passion was UT recruiting and he wanted to start his own newsletter, but it never happened.

It's said that he has had a hand in many "strange occurances" in Texas football lore.

Those interceptions to seal the deal in Fayetteville in 1969, when Piggy only needed a field goal to win. A man with an odd device was seen on the Texas sidelines, he had a cigarette dangling from lips, as he pointed it toward the field.

Flash forward to Austin and Texas trails UCLA very late in the contest. A "smoking man" on the UT sidelines pulls out what looks like a remote control and points it toward the field, as a desperate last second pass is let go. The UCLA defender seems to stumble a bit and it's touchdown Texas.

Even as late as the National Championship game against USC there were whispered reports of his actions.

As Reggie Bush was running down field, a smoking man on the UT sidelines opens his jacket and and a lens was seen inside. Bush then inexplicably laterals the ball, the fumble is recovered by Texas.

It's also said that during the smoking Horn's excitement of Texas scoring and making the two point conversion. He inadvertently opened his jacket and the lens opened and was pointed at a USC cheerleader. I think we all know how that went down in Longhorn lore.

Do not mock the "smoking Horn," Worster. He is older now, but he still has some tricks up his sleeve. How do you think aggy has cratered so hard lately and Texas recruiting is doing so well, despite a losing season.

So send in that $9.95, before a black helicopter appears over your house. By the way, I don't smoke, never have

 

"Smoking Horn" has become our grassy knoll.

 

They are paying homage to me

 

Very "X-Files"ish...

 

I’m hyperventilating again.


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