Oh somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright. A band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light. Somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout, but not so in SEC-ville, the conference has struck out.
Thanks for playing, Montag. In just 25 short years, if you guys manage to eke out a win, you'll be tied with us for what you evidently consider the patheticness that is THE University of Texas Baseball. We'll put the program on hold for you so you can catch up...