So I particpate in a few "big brother" type programs and was returning a few kids home after a baseball tourney today and some of the kids in the back seat started up a "Yo Momma" war. I figure it's a good link on Hornfans. My 2 favorites: "Yo momma so fat, when she desses up in a red dress the whole neighborhood comes up to her asking her where's the Kool-aid" and my favorite... "You momma's so ugly, the Denver Zoo put up her picture in the monkey cage to keep the monkeys from jacking off" I told them I would get a greatest hits for them so any help would be appreciated.
Yo mama's so short, when she farts, she burns the back of her neck. Yo mama's so old, she's in Jesus' yearbook.
THE best one of all time - mid 90's. "Yo mama so fat that when she wear her 'x' jacket --- Helicopters keep tryin' to land on her back."
your momma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck your momma is so fat she uses pillow cases for socks
Yo Momma so fat she uses mattresses as maxi pads. Yo Momma coochie so dry the crabs carry canteens. Yo Momma so fat her belt size is equator and her blood type is Ragu. Yo Momma so fat she has her own zip code. Yo Momma so fat, when I got through bangin' her, I rolled over twice and I was still on the *****. Yo Momma so fat, her high school photo was an aerial. Yo Momma so old, she farts dust. Yo Momma so fat, when she wears heels, she strikes oil.
Yo momma's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed. Yo momma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live. Yo momma's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. Yo momma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo momma so fat, when she heard it was "chilly" outside, ***** grabbed a spoon. I gotta look up some more. All we have here are yo momma so fat. There's some good yo momma so dumb ones.
[mchawking] Yo mama is so fat, she wears a trashbag for a sock, She's so hairy she looks like she has Buckwheat in a head lock. Yo mama is so ugly, the dog won't give her fleas, you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies.[/mchawking]
Yo mama so ugly she makes UNBORN babies cry. Yo mama so fat her driver's license picture drinks Slimfast. Yo mama so dumb she thought her hard drive was the time she couldn't find the grocery store.
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put some fries on layaway. Yo momma so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo Momma so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone Yo Momma so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
All of yo mommas are all most definitely fat and dumb, but let's not forget poor also. Yo Mamma is so poor, her face is on the front of a foodstamp. Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings Your momma's so poor she can't even pay attention Your momma's is so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list
Yo mama's so ugly, well.. look at you! Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like you. Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama. Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks. Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back shaking it's head. Yo mama's so ugly, when the terminator said "I'll be back" he left running. Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory. Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks. Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork. Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a track cleat. Yo mama's so ugly, she's uugly. I had to add another u `cause u is ugly too! Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her. Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries. Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her. Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out. Yo mama's so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons. Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends! Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the flies off a **** wagon. Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it. Yo mama's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation. Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit. Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow ran away from her. Yo mama's so ugly, people at the circus pay money not to see her. Yo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down. Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the f**k?!?!" Yo mama's so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains. Yo mama's so ugly, roaches go "Hi mom!" Yo mama's so ugly, she hurt my feelings. Yo mama's so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her. Yo mama's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness. Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night. Yo mama's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck. Yo mama's so ugly, people make jokes about her. Yo mama's so ugly, I can't even make a joke out of it. Yo mama's so ugly, she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step. Yo mama's so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
Yo mama is so ugly, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. ****Off Color Joke Alert**** Yo mama is such a skank, she's like a bowling ball, you put 3 fingers in her and then throw her in the gutter.
Your mother is so fat she has a high risk of developing diabetes or other diseases related to obesity.
Dig the Pharcyde. "Yo momma so fat... how fat is she..." Then something about Wendy's, but my memory has faded. Carry on.
Yo mamma is so fat : when she dances the band skips. Yo mamma is so fat : her bathtub has stretch marks Yo mamma is so far : I tried to drive around her and ran out of gas. That's all for now.