Male student while pondering what ever happened to his high school girlfriend: "I wonder who is kissing her now." Male student's roommate: "What is a "now"?" **************************************** Student while cashing a check on the Drag: "May I cash a check? Here is my ID." Clerk: "Are you a student?" Student: "Yes, at The University." Clerk: "And which one is that" Student: "The one across the street." *************************************** Personal favorite: Response to any straight line, "Three chili dogs and a frosted orange." (yuk, yuk, yuk) [Ranger Magazine humor 1960s] *
