you have one NFL wish this season, what will it be

mine's easy

Colt vs. Vince in the super bowl

I might have to just get scalped and go to that one.

 

Packers repeat.

 

Some team other than Miami goes 19-0. Same wish I've had every year since 1992.

 

A thunderstorm does not knock out my NFL Sunday Ticket any afternoon for 17 Sundays.

 

Don't worry Stanhin. Rain is very rare around here these days

 

If I lead my fantasy league in points like I have the past two years, that I have the best record and am champion, which hasn't happened either of the past two years. It simply violates the law of averages and can not stand.

 

I'd wish for the NFL to pick thirty (that's the current number of teams, isn't it? whatever.) schools to serve as the first Triple-A League farm teams for the big boys. LSU for the Saints, us for the Cowboys, USC for --- uh, damn, is there a team there anymore? and so on. f**k the NC2A and all their dramas. Hey... could we get Vince back, you know, for a year of "seasoning"?

 

Michael Vick sprains a ankle in the 1st game and Vince get the reigns and never lets Vick of the leash.

 

Since you asked for a wish, my farfetched, ain't gonna happen, no way Jose' wish is that Jerry Jones sells the Cowboys and gets the heck out of sports....well, it would be ok if he owned a soccer team or got into professional eating competitions. My love of the Cowboys during my youth and formative years up was ruined when Jones bought the team. Maybe Cuban can buy them and own 2/3 of the major sports for the DFW area. One can wish!

 

Close to HornSwoggler's...my wish would be for Jerrah to hire a real GM, act like a real owner (i.e., stay out of football operations), and let the coaches coach and be the point persons on all football-related questions.

 

repeat of those above--Skeletor to sell the 'Boys, so I can have a vested interest in one team in the NFL, rather than rooting for individual players--still remember back in '89 seeing a T-shirt that had "I Love the Cowboys" on the front and the back said "but I hate Jerry Jones!"

 

Risky Williams to make it to Philly somehow, and be in the same backfield as Vince.

THEN, for Philadelphia to switch rosters with the Dallas Cowboys.

And THEN Jerry Jones has an epiphany and blows his own brains all over the wall and deeds the Cowboys to Mark Cuban

 

I'd like to see Michael Huff find a good home. He's one of my all-time favorite horns. He can play!!!!!!

 

All former Horns have Pro Bowl caliber seasons.

 

Texans make the playoffs and go to the Super Bowl based on a miraculous fumblerooskie play by Kasey Studdard highlighted by all would be tacklers being deflected by his beard.

 

Bring back the lockout for the next ten or twelve years,

 

Michael Vick twists his ankle in game 1, VY comes in and wins, starts and wins the next 3 games in a row. When Vick comes back and is healthy, Reid keeps VY as starter (same has last year with Kolb and Vick) and VY takes the Eagles to the Superbowl. Then VY and Vick make it rain at the after party.

 

I hope the Eagles suffer horrible and ignominious failure on as many fronts as you care to consider.

f**k the Eagles hard.

 

My Sooners and the Cowboys win the championship the same year.

 

For the Texans to finally figure out a way to not grab defeat from the jaws of victory. That alone is probably worth another four wins. If the D is at least average, maybe 11 wins or more.