...a poster (as one did over on Orangebloods) recommends Mark Mangino as OC. Now, maybe he'd be better than GD, but there ain't enough Tex-Mex in Travis County to satisfy his daily caloric requirement.
Kansas was tops in the nation in 2007 in avoiding penalties and one of the best in the country at avoiding turnovers. That's how they went 12-1 that year.
Better contact the UT Physics or Aerospace or Nuclear Engineering departments first. To make sure that the appropriate distance is maintained between Mangino and Mad Dog.