No link, but I did hear that VY stopped for gas at a 7-11 in Nashville and no one recognized him. I hope Fisher gets fired.
Fisher leaked a story that VY sped off without paying for the gas and ran over a line of baby ducks crossing the street while he tossed a 48oz slurpee out the window laughing which a bald eagle then choked on.
On a related note, a story in today's Tennesseean quotes Jeff Fisher, saying Young was late getting to the store, was shirtless, had no cellphone or explanation for his whereabouts prior to his arrival, may have had a gun, a fifth of tequila, and a stripper in his car, and probably was suicidal. He also noted that the QB had not dedicated himself to learning the correct operation of the pumps and had been replaced mid-refill and escorted from the premises in lieu of a man-to-man apology. In other Titans news, Norm Chow called and wants 2 years of back pay and a big, fat, wet smoochie on his skinny old ***, explaining that by this new man-to-man standard, his employment with the Titans was never actually terminated.
Damn, and I thought this was going to be about Sheldon Young. That reminds me, I saw Sneezy Beltran at Bucees buying some beef jerky yesterday.
Reminds me of the best line ever. Texas is playing a game against Nebraska, I think, a few years ago and the announcer says" there's Incognito (player's name) on the sidelines. My brother says, "how do they know it's him? Classic
TV Stations in Nashville have just done a "live update"... Seems it was all a sham about VY... Turned out to be Ron McKelvy....
Jeff Fisher reporting that Chris Hansen wants VY to "come in and sit down for a minute." I don't have a link either.
I would have thought this more news-worthy, being that the man has been proclaimed dead for 12 years.
Jeff Fisher, in preparation for his new career, has purchased the Nashville 7-11 franchise, and announced that Vince Young is banned from future purchases at all his stores.
I heard Bo Scaife is leaving the Titans because he's pissed at the way Fisher treated VY. On a side note, NCAA has granted Scaife an 8th year of medical redshirt eligibility. He is returning to Texas and will become the Horns starting TE next season.
Deadspin has obtained the transcript: "Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas... eh, make it two."
