Zoo finally figures out why bears won't mate.

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by smwhorn, Nov 26, 2008.

  1. smwhorn

    smwhorn Guest

    This zoo finally figured out why their two polar bears won't mate. They are both female. Certainly I can get some wisecracks about this story from my fellow hornfans posters.
    Something like . . . were these zookeepers aggy? or . . . but they can't get married in California . . .
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  2. Horneius_Maximus

    Horneius_Maximus 250+ Posts

  3. HornStar

    HornStar 100+ Posts

    The correct answer is they are hornfans.com bears. NO SEX AT ALL.
     
  4. UTGal

    UTGal 100+ Posts

    Haha, you beat me to the NO SEX AT ALL punch....but had they had some fun together, it would have made one helluva now non-existent board story.....
     
  5. GHoward

    GHoward 2,500+ Posts

    In their defense, you can't just walk up to a bear and take a look under the trunk.
     
  6. LITNIN HORN

    LITNIN HORN 1,000+ Posts

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    You can if you shoot them with a tranquilizer dart. [​IMG]













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  7. OrangeBlooded

    OrangeBlooded 500+ Posts

  8. Bevo Incognito

    Bevo Incognito 5,000+ Posts

    Oh, come now. Who among us will not admit that the thought of lesbian bear porn turns them on?
     
  9. kevinmal

    kevinmal 25+ Posts

  10. Smurfette

    Smurfette 500+ Posts

    I for one won't admitt it. I completely deny that lesbian polar-porn would turn me on.
     

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